Horny in Burbank? Meet Paul Jacoby, Penis Photographer

Have you ever wondered how the penis photography on the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist manages to be so uniformly grainy, forlorn, and badly lit? Whether the penis owner is sitting on his toilet or lounging on his couch next to a dirty sandal, it’s almost like he’s trying to depress the shit out of you (or maybe that’s just us). Well, wonder no more! FunnyorDie introduces us to Paul Jacoby, Craigslist Penis Photographer and Mickey Rourke super-fan (masterfully played by Bob Odenkirk of “Mr. Show” fame). “This might be the Casual Encounters section, but there’s nothing casual about what I do,” says Paul. “Need a hairy guy? That’s a human being. With a need.” His medium is “cock” and his work is “modern Americana folk art.” And he may well be a genius.


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3 Comments on "Horny in Burbank? Meet Paul Jacoby, Penis Photographer"


almorr
2 years 8 months ago

I would never let anyone photograph my erect penis, nothing to be ashamed off, I have seen several photo’s on the net of men with smaller one’s than I have, there are even some guys masturbating, that’s just showing off, really.

Sharon
6 years 6 months ago

That is some funny shit!

Larry David
6 years 6 months ago

Awesome! It’s Porno Gil from Curb your Enthusiasm!