Comments on: A New Word for Webster’s: Melon Balling

By: Liberty

Liberty — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:27:16 +0000

I would be a little cautious that you are not misunderstood in suggesting such activity – one definition I found was “The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.”

I assume that was ‘body temperature’ -one imagines that insertion into a microwaved melon could be quite dangerous!

By: Rissa

Rissa — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:44:38 +0000

I like the term melon balling – but it doesn’t make me think I’ll enjoy “melon balling” any more – just don’t get the fascination with it! Maybe I’m doin it wrong?!?! lol

By: JeffCornell

JeffCornell — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:31:44 +0000

To answer the “how do we say what we were doing” questions, try this:
” Last night, we did a little melon balling,” or “Last night, when we were melon balling . . . .” That lets you avoid the “I was balling her melons,” which almost sounds worse than the euphemism we were trying to avoid.

My $0.02.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:18:47 +0000

Roxanne, melon-balling is a new term for “titty-fuck”ing, not for boob-jobs.

By: Roxanne

Roxanne — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:56:19 +0000

Mellon balling sounds weird. I think boob job is a better term for breast augmentation.

By: Nadine B.

Nadine B. — Fri, 29 May 2009 05:11:21 +0000

Oh, what’s in a name?
In this case, where the common term is so strangely un-sexy, plenty.

Melon-balling isn’t a sport I’ve tried just yet, but upon consideration of just -why- that is, I sincerely believe the currently common term sounded- common; vulgar; gross. It’s not something I would suggest, just because it doesn’t sound like fun. Melon-balling sounds like fun and something woth looking into.

Thanks Ladies!
NB

By: Elle

Elle — Sat, 09 May 2009 21:10:52 +0000

Loooove it! I am adding it to my FL “fetishes” section immediately.

By: ivonne

ivonne — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:32:45 +0000

omg-I haven’t enjoyed a good laugh in a while – thanks!!!!

By: Dannie

Dannie — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:21:01 +0000

First off, I think your idea of it being a ‘treatment’ may be playing a big role in your distaste of the act. If two people are having sex, it is a two-sided, active process that the woman is taking part in as well as the man. And also, I think there is no general rule about what sort of ‘treatment’ all women like. Some rare women can experience orgasm from heavy nipple stimulation alone, while others detest having their breasts touched, and there are many women who might find it just enjoyable. Chances are, no, a woman’s not going to get an orgasm from melon balling–but she may be super-turned on by experiencing her partners passion so directly. Some women may hate it. Some -men- dislike it. A woman may like it with one man, but not with another….and the variety continues. Every couple is different.

By: John Garret

John Garret — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:21:14 +0000

Somehow I was browsing your excellent blog and got drawn in by the title of this post…

And oh wow! Somehow… this sort of act doesn’t sound appealing at all for me. There are so many other ways I love about making love to a woman. But this isn’t it…

Tell me something here… do women actually like doing the melon ball treatment?