Once you get over the slightly seedy feeling of using a baby product for sex, youâ€™ll realize what an ingenious invention baby wipes are. Use them to wipe off a sex toy immediately after use, or grab one after any kind of back door exploration or money shot. (A note to lazy fuckers: Theyâ€™re no substitute for a good scrub with soap before and after your sesh.) Discretion would suggest that you not keep them prominently displayed on your nightstand, though within armâ€™s reach (perhaps in your “party drawer”) is handy. And good taste would suggest that you purchase a brand that doesnâ€™t feature a snuggle-butt baby on its packaging — try Cottonelle Fresh Flushable Moist Wipes (alcohol-free, though they do contain fragrance). Three cheers for a new way to kill the rain forests!