We feel just awful that we can‚Äôt answer every single advice question we get, but we figure that any answer is better than no answer at all. Which is why, once a week, we‚Äôll let you guys decide how to advise a reader. Help out this reader by posting your answers in the comments section below:
Dear Em & Lo,
I have a question that is something you could maybe open up to your readership: I hate the term “tittie-fuck.” Gah. Skin crawls just writing it. “Making love to one’s bosom” is just ridiculous. Could there possibly be another short-ish term to call this (fun for the fella) act that is neither so glib nor so formal as the former and latter, while retaining some semblance of sexiness? I can’t for the life of me think of one. Help?!?
– Lexically Challenged
We have no freakin’ idea — and we’re right there with you, the T.F. term makes our skin crawl. So, dear readers, help us out: What would you call it? Suggestions in the comments section, please…
– Em & Lo