Your Call: What's a Better Term for…Um…Er…Don't Make Us Say It!

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We feel just awful that we can’t answer every single advice question we get, but we figure that any answer is better than no answer at all. Which is why, once a week, we’ll let you guys decide how to advise a reader. Help out this reader by posting your answers in the comments section below:

Dear Em & Lo,

I have a question that is something you could maybe open up to your readership: I hate the term “tittie-fuck.” Gah. Skin crawls just writing it. “Making love to one’s bosom” is just ridiculous. Could there possibly be another short-ish term to call this (fun for the fella) act that is neither so glib nor so formal as the former and latter, while retaining some semblance of sexiness? I can’t for the life of me think of one. Help?!?

— Lexically Challenged

Dear L.C.

We have no freakin’ idea — and we’re right there with you, the T.F. term makes our skin crawl. So, dear readers, help us out: What would you call it? Suggestions in the comments section, please…

— Em & Lo


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42 Comments on "Your Call: What's a Better Term for…Um…Er…Don't Make Us Say It!"


Abednego
10 months 20 days ago

Okay. Overkill here but I am using an Android and it changes some of my words. Obviously… You are “controlling the Breasts” and not the “greats”. I guess it could be considered ” leasure” but the original word is “pleasure”.

Try again Loren only this time be selfish about and see just what it can do for you and what you can get out of it!!

Abednego
10 months 20 days ago

I got cut off….. Must a been taking too long to answer. Lol

As I was saying…. The total control we have in his pleasure in itself is very erotic. Each experience we have is what we make of it. I’ve been married over 20 years and we’re still in the honeymoon phase!!!

Abednego
10 months 20 days ago

I am hoping that by responding to Lorens request that I am not crossing the line but……
OMG!!! I had to laugh when I read “fun for the fella” I had to laugh cuz I really thought it was all about ME and what’s fun for Me!!! A great lubrication is the key. We choose to use coconut oil. It comes in the form of a solid but melts as soon as you put it in your hand. (This is actually a nutritional food source that is recommended daily. How you choose to ingest it is totally up to you! Lol.) I find it easiest if the man is leaning back on the couch and you are on top. The quick of it is as he is thrusting your are controlling the greats and as you are squeezing you need to do a total massaging motion where you are actually rubbing over our nipples which is so stimulating you can create your own leasure. I have actually orgasmed while doing this. Yes, the satisfaction of seeing how hard he gets is powerful. The total control we have in his pleasure in itself

1 year 4 months ago

What about flopdoodle.

disks ba-da-bing
1 year 5 months ago

“Mammary intercourse” is the proper name