Last week, we asked you for alternative terms for the act unfortunately known as the “tittie fuck.” This week, we want to make it democratically official by having you vote on the best recommendations we received:
If you don’t see the poll, click here to take it.





















March 24th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
melon balling was JUST too funny and accurate. i love it.
March 24th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
where’s pearl necklace?
March 24th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Pearl necklace was disqualified because it isn’t the same thing… a pearl necklace is the *result* of melon-balling… or breast-boning… or boobie boinking… or whatever you want to call it.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I still like tittie-fucking…
March 24th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Well I don’t really ever use that phrase, but I didn’t realize it wasn’t instyle anymore. I’ll check back for the results!!
March 25th, 2009 at 1:48 am
did anyone ever figure out why this is so associated with the spanish?
March 26th, 2009 at 1:09 am
hahah! I like Melon Balling! From now on, in my English, it shall be Melon Balling! haha