This collection of 32 unnecessarily naughty products proves that any product you can possibly think of can be made X-rated. We understand the market for gimmicky bachelor and bachelorette party favors, but sexy stained glass and cookie jars? Now that’s just plain wrong. Is nothing sacred anymore? And actually, most of the items on this list aren’t even novelty crap. Of course there’s the obligatory sexist sound system, the hairy bush change purse, and the plastic pole dancer alarm clock (which we kind of like for its potential Pavlovian effect — imagine the alarm clock owner visiting a strip club and every time a stripper grinds up against the pole, he feels the urge to go home and take a cold shower).