Comments on: 11 Tried-and-Tested, Situation-Specific Pickup Lines

By: Club Penguin Catalogs

Club Penguin Catalogs — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:40:02 +0000

For some reason your site won’t let me comment on any of the older posts

By: Jake Danger

Jake Danger — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:26:35 +0000

The hotter she is, th better it will work, because of the incredible BALLS it takes to say that. If she threatens to call the police, hand her your cell phone and DARE her to. And carry a copy of the First Amendment with you to read to her. Wanting to f+++ a beautiful woman is no crime. If it was, beautiful women would all be heartbroken, because they would DIE if they woke up tomorrow morning and men didn’t want to f+++ them anymore. So if they give you any more guff just tell them, “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Trust me, they wanna f+++ us too. It’s what makes our species worthy to survive. SO just cut through all the BS and get straight to the point. Why make it so complicated? It’s incredibly simple – “I want you, you want me, let’s do something about it”.

By: Jake Danger

Jake Danger — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:20:13 +0000

Try this one, if you’ve got the guts: Catch her eye, play eye-ball with her silently for a minute or two, then look her straight in the eye, and silently mouth the words, “I want to f+++ you!”. Then aloud, use one of those wussy pick-up lines above and play innocent. Works like a charm, believe me. Women are hornier than men are.

By: Napoleon Moralez

Napoleon Moralez — Sat, 16 May 2009 14:04:56 +0000

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By: Slartibartfast

Slartibartfast — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:55:39 +0000

Emandlo-
OK, so maybe that came off a little harsher than I intended. I have put it down to shock. I’m glad that you were able to overcome my shortcomings and discern the kernel of my concern, however. Remember, I only heckle because I care. Or because “Real Housewives of Cleveland” is a repeat.

By: emandlo

emandlo — Thu, 07 May 2009 00:37:20 +0000

Ouch, Slartibart, such harsh words wrapped in such nice compliments! Point taken — but let it be known that we were giving dating advice when the Pickup Artist was still in grade school. Okay, maybe not that long ago — that makes us sound too old to still be giving dating advice. But we promise there are no PUA antics in our future.

By: a17

a17 — Wed, 06 May 2009 22:36:30 +0000

my best friend and I were 17 or so when we came up with this one.

us- can you price check something?
guy- sure.
us- price check yourself baby.

Wow, we thought we were so cool.

By: Slartibartfast

Slartibartfast — Wed, 06 May 2009 19:39:58 +0000

What a strange coincidence! I think I saw many of these on “The Pickup Artist.” Or maybe it was at AskMen.com. Emandlo, you know I’d sell my sister’s internal organs if you needed the money, but if y’all start wearing strange hats or embracing ‘alternative grooming techniques’ I may just have to call the whole thing off. Granted, some are pretty funny. I fully the support the jukebox approach (but, then, I LOVE Paul Anka), and I can see the library admonishment being fun. The Kegel line is great but depends heavily on the tone and timing of the user. However, most of the others strike me as, well, kind of pedestrian. Not bad, per se, but beneath you.

By: emandlo

emandlo — Wed, 06 May 2009 17:09:51 +0000

Good point, Leigh! Yeah, we guess that “situation-specific” also means that you should make sure the environment is appropriate for that sort of talk. In fact, perhaps the kegeling line is best saved for the buffet line at an orgy…

By: Leigh Olivia

Leigh Olivia — Wed, 06 May 2009 16:41:47 +0000

most of these are funny, but depending on the circumstances, “can you tell i’m kegeling right now?” could veer from “cheeky” to “sexual harrassy”…just a head’s up, boys! (explicit talk about one’s genitalia, no matter how healthful–and this from a bona fide kegel ninja, promise–is not always welcome)