Comments on: 10 Things a Grown Woman Should Never Have

By: Madamoiselle L

Madamoiselle L — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:22:02 +0000

15) A MySpace account.

Bwahahahaha!!!!

By: Madamoiselle L

Madamoiselle L — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:38:05 +0000

12) A collection of Precious Moments figures.

13) A Precious Moments Figure of two children dressed up as a bride and groom on her wedding cake. (A wedding is a Adult Rite of Passage. When one attempts to reduce two adults, engaging in an ADULT agreement to “cute” children, it is an omen of BAD things to come later, and often signifies a FEAR of adult responsibilities which accompany an adult agreement such as marriage. Also, this tends to go with girls who spend 2 years obsessing and planning for EVERY detail of a wedding and not once think of the marriage, and it’s responsibilities which it precedes. The ones who come home from the Honey Moon and go, “OMG, what do I do now?”) AND…..

13) More than 2 or 3 bridesmaids, if any at all. The length and quality of a marriage is inversely proportionate to the number of bridesmaids and the complexity and cost of their dresses. Marriage ain’t the pageantry or the attention, it’s the LOVE, commitment and DAMN hard work. When one forgets that in favor of ATTENTION from others, everyone eventually suffers….

14) “Flavored” douches or flavored lubricant. These are for teenagers, amateurs, and mostly child/women and man/boys who are AFRAID of pussy and the way a clean healthy pussy is SUPPOSED to smell and taste. Not to mention the horrible yeast and bacterial infections such flavored crap cause.

By: Madamoiselle L

Madamoiselle L — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 22:10:57 +0000

I LOVE it!!!!! My favorite is “A babytalk term for her vagina/vulva. If your crotch welcomes a penis/dildo/tongue on a regular basis, then it is officially no longer a “fufu.”” Or a “Va-jay-jay” a “who who” or anything referred to as “Down There” or (Angels help us) “A binki.” (Which is what my mother refers to it as. The first time I saw the pacifier called “A binki” I almost put Pepsi through my nose.)

They are ALL good.

I want to add a few (what did you expect?)

11) Stencils to make patterns in her public hair when she shaves it.

OOOOPS I have to go. More later…….

By: Dawn

Dawn — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 20:40:34 +0000

I always enjoy lists like this, though I typically disagree with many of the bullet points. I mean, who are we trying to please here? Ourselves, or some possible hook-up? My list of The One Thing Every Woman Should have contains this point: Every woman should have a sense of who she is. If she’s a woman who likes kissy posters on the wall, that’s who she is. Why be ashamed of it? If your potential lover can’t get wood because of your teddy bear, he’s got an issue and should probably seek medical advice. My favorite vibrator cost less than $20 and all I know is that it gets the job done.

Be free, ladies. Be you.

By: Nelson %9

Nelson %9 — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:36:44 +0000

great stuff.. beautiful �

By: kb

kb — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:50:25 +0000

I never understand this idea that women all want their booty calls to be boyfriends. I mean, okay, I only have one right now but honestly-the reason he’s a booty call is because he’d make a TERRIBLE boyfriend.

By: Isis Uptown

Isis Uptown — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:43:49 +0000

When I got engaged, a young coworker asked me how we got together. I told her that we had been friends for many years, and that he’d been my booty call. She said “So those can work out?” I told her, “I wouldn’t bet money on it.”

I guess the “friends for many years” part (as in, my adult son doesn’t remember ever NOT knowing my husband) is a big part of our success.

By: kim

kim — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:25:25 +0000

I can attest to that… all ways the booty call, never the …… Do not get me wrong I love the booty calls but that is all that they are. I can’t imagine many turning into marriage at least none that I have had so far. We will see what the next one brings..Hmmmm

By: emandlo

emandlo — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 06:44:49 +0000

Ha, this reminds us of that movie “He’s Just Not That Into You” where every woman gets hung up on all the stories that are the exception to the rule, and they were supposed to tell themselves that they’re the rule, not the exception. Except, of course, it’s a Hollywood movie, so all the characters got to be exceptions, not the rule. But, hey, we love to hear about exceptional marriages that grew out of booty calls! And we love to hear about Hollywood endings in real life. We just hate to see a woman hang around and wait for something that’s never going to happen…. which, let’s be honest, happens way more often than the two exceptions above.

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 06:40:17 +0000

So, it’s okay if it’s not a poster? I don’t have anything like this on my walls… I just know other women my age who have that poster, or similar ones, on their walls.