Comments on: Contest: Name That Schlong!

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:29:36 +0000

A wee marmoset ween!

By: George Krause

George Krause — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:40:57 +0000

That pink pointy thing is the head of a Marmoset’s penis and one of the finest I’ve seen this week.

By: Pepper

Pepper — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:46:42 +0000

It’s a marmoset penis!

A marmoset is a monkey, sometimes no bigger than a finger.

Since the common marmoset’s genus and species is Callithrix jacchus, I nominate “jacchus hammer,” a la the human male penis euphemism, “jackhammer,” for the slang.

Runner-up is “jacchus in the box.” (I don’t make these silly euphemisms up; men do, ostensibly.)

By: tamara

tamara — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 15:35:22 +0000

I don’t know what a marmoset is let alone it’s penis. I think this one belongs to a giraffe.

By: Bubbles

Bubbles — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:16:33 +0000

Marmoset is what it must be, although I could argue it’s pointing toward the slug sorta too.

Marmie is the slang I present for this schlong of the marmoset. For the slug, it’d have to be “Lousiville” (as in the Slugger)!

By: Richard

Richard — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 23:49:12 +0000

this is a marmoset cock with a wizard’s hat for a cock head.

‘zard sabre is my slang name for this cock. what a lucky monkey to have such a spiffy cock!

By: Tahlia Hais

Tahlia Hais — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 06:26:34 +0000

My world, the Marmoset!

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 04:44:17 +0000

The Mini-member of the marmoset!

By: pk

pk — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:48:35 +0000

it’s our friend, the marmoset!!

By: Leo

Leo — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 06:36:40 +0000

Marmoset,
The Little Pinprick That Could.