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Confession: I Just Saw the Craziest PDA!

Wed, Jul 22, 2009

Confessions, Personal Post

passionate_kiss_closeup1photo by The Prophet

Yesterday’s Wise Guy PDA question reminded Chris DiClerico of something he saw this past summer. He swears on everything that is holy that this is true:

I had to go to midtown for a business meeting in a building on 51st and 6th Ave. I arrived about 20 minutes early, so I sat waiting in this courtyard sitting area outside the building, literally on the corner of the block. You know the building, Heartland Brewery is right there. Anyway, I am sitting there playing the Mafia Live game on my iPhone when I notice a young Hispanic couple, mid-twenties, making out a stone table just to my left. I glanced over and they were going at it. Her ass was pressed against the table and he was pressed up close, grinding into her. They were kissing and touching a little bit, but nothing outrageous. So I looked down and attacked a rival crime family on the iPhone and tried to ignore it.

After a few minutes I looked up again, and had to do a double-take. She was giving him a full-on, enthusiastic handjob right in the open. I nearly lost it. While trying to figure out how to snap a photo without losing my place in the game, they became aware that myself, and dozens of people around had been watching them. I guess public passion got the best of them, and they packed it up quickly.

Right in front of where I sat, there was a big support column for the building. Instead of leaving the area to go home to enjoy each others’ company, the couple moved to this area, within 15 feet of where I was sitting….

Instead of continuing their public foreplay, they decided to go all the way. Yes, that is correct. I sat there pretending to play Mafia Live and send text messages while this couple starts fucking against the column. He tore her fishnet stockings, pressed her up against the column, and found a way to make it happen, over and over, and over again. Literally, right there on the corner of 51st St. and 6th Ave. I swear this is true.

So they are now fucking right in front of me, and I am watching out of the corner of my eye and trying unsuccessfully to take a photo. All of sudden, they snap back to reality and separate from each other,
fumbling with their clothes, and getting out of there in a rush. They scrambled across the street as four security guards came out of the revolving doors yelling. I forgot to mention that their backs were
directly facing the huge lobby of the building, so not only was the whole courtyard watching, but so was everybody inside and at the security desk. As the guards yelled, “We have the whole thing on camera,” I looked up to see a little glass domed security camera right above where they were doing it. Amazing.

So I just sat there and the security guard looks at me and laughs. Then a middle-aged woman who had been sitting in the courtyard the whole time got up and walked past. She turned to me as she passed and said, “You never know what you’re going to see in this city.”

“You got that right…”

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13 Responses to “Confession: I Just Saw the Craziest PDA!”

  1. phatbootycutie Says:

    That’s really sumthing! I’m sorry, but I would have definetely watched too!! I would have put ALL my attention towards the two of them and got a free show! I on the other and don’t participate in PDA that goes past a kiss here or there. I think it’s quite ulady-like to allow a man to do the most personal thing in the public eye. But might I add, I will most defietely will watch someone else. Lol

  2. JJ the Maneater Says:

    That is AWESOME. I would’ve watched too. I mean, if they’re fucking in public, they probably WANTED people to watch, right? Anyway, they have way more balls then I do to go at it in the middle of a metropolitian city. Truly amazing, some people are. I give kudos to the frisky couple. Thanks for sharing this awesome story and putting a devilish grin on my face :]

  3. Katie Says:

    Really?? Unless the people were insanely attractive I’d probably vomit. Unless I’m partaking in the act, real world, unstaged sex (i.e. not porn–and maybe usually not that too) sex isn’t all that glamorous or tantalizing to me. Plus I doubt the female was actually getting off in that sort of a setting (but who knows…)

  4. T Says:

    sometimes i wonder what people are thinking when they do things like that…if they are even thinking at all. i know i probably would have watched too…not because of the live porn-type sex, but because they were having sex in public. maybe people just don’t have consciences these days. but hey, if that’s what floats your boat, at least do it somewhere where people can’t see you. think of the kids.

  5. Erin Says:

    I work around the corner, I’m sorry to have missed that. I think thats always super nasty when people do that in public, it shows little to no respect for those around you, it’s also part of the reason I give my seat to no one on the subway, people here can be so gross sometimes.

  6. Rissa Says:

    I think this sounds like the hottest thing EVER! I definitely would have watched! I agree with the previous post somewhat; I would still have watched no matter what the couple looked like, but if they were hot, I probably would have gone home & had my fishnet sex!

  7. Addie Says:

    Wish I’d been there. I would of watched too, haha. And maybe even join. *coughcough*

  8. miss georgia Says:

    I had sex in downtown Savannah once. And in a car, parked on the street in New York City. I had a boyfriend back then who was a bit on the exhib side – and I guess I liked it too! Every now and then, I sort of miss it…

  9. Mark Says:

    Frankly, I wish I saw it. I hadn’t heard about it and I work IN the building. Dang. I’m only writing though because Erin’s comment confused me. She wrote that stuff like this is partially why she gives her seat to “no one” on the subway. Just after saying that people have no respect for other people? I give up my seat all the time. And not always because someone wants to have sex in it.

  10. katie Says:

    Damn I gotta get into the city more LoL

  11. Daizee Says:

    Damn sum people r jus disgusting i mean yh i would hv watched 2 me as a woman hell yh dats disrespect no matter how horny i felt i would have try 2 resist da urge!

  12. Rei Says:

    could of been a prostitute he was fucking.

  13. Joyce Says:

    OMG, I wish tha was me and my boyfriend; I love public sex!


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