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Wise Guys: What’s the Deal with Blue Balls?

Tue, Jul 7, 2009

Advice, Wise Guys

blue_ballsAdvice from three of our guy friends. This week a straight woman asks, “What do blue-balls feel like… is it really that painful, or that big a deal? Is it even a real physical phenomenon?”

Straight Single Guy (Tyler Barnett): Blue balls are the testicular equivalent of a migraine headache. They are very real and can be very painful: pressure builds up due to sexual excitement from direct stimulation and has nowhere to go. Imagine having to sneeze, getting right to the second before and holding it for 15 minutes. Now, to be clear, I’m referring to situations where sexual activity has already begun (i.e. handjobs, oral, whatever) and then stopped in the middle for some reason. Mere kissing doesn’t cause blue balls, and those guys who claim otherwise are probably pigs. (To suggest a romantic situation that starts with kissing HAS to end with an orgasm is not only absurd, it’s borderline abusive.) But in those situations where physical contact with the johnson has been initiated by a second party and then arbitrarily withdrawn, it can be not only physically frustrating, but emotionally frustrating as well. It’s like, Why would she do that? Why??? My work ethic has always been to finish what I start, and I recommend this philosophy be applied to the bedroom as well. Of course, guys who find themselves in this situation have a very easy solution: masturbate! Much like Excedrin cures a headache, masturbation will cure blue balls. It’s really quite simple.

Gay Single Guy (Jay Dyckman): Truthfully, I had to look this up.  Wikipedia claims it is “the condition of temporary fluid congestion in the testicles and prostrate region caused by prolonged sexual arousal in the human male.”  I say no way.  Total urban legend.  “Prolonged sexual arousal?”  What kind of oxymoron is that?  I don’t know any guy who “prolongs” sexual arousal.  Sexual arousal in men is like Superman: it’s up, up and away, end of story.  Maybe it existed in the ’50s, when people would just “neck” for hours and it wouldn’t go anywhere. But those days are looooong gone.  Hi Bristol Palin!  And gay-wise?  Uh, never an issue. However, if I’m wrong and there really is such a thing, I would sincerely hope they look like Smurf balls — because that would be kind of cool.

Straight Married Guy (Jim): What does it say about me that I’m not even sure I’ve ever really experienced blue balls? All I can say for sure is that not having orgasmic sex is the worst part of not having orgasmic sex.  I’d prefer to think this is an evolutionary advance, rather than a carefully cultivated myth I’m ruining for half of everyone.  Maybe someone who wasn’t effectively celibate in high school can explain if it’s only a problem with new balls.

Our “wise guys” are a rotating group of contributors, some of whom wish to remain anonymous and some of whom like the attention. This week’s Straight Married Guy is Jim from New York, our Gay Guy is Jay Dyckman, an LA copywriter, and our Single Straight Guy is Tyler Barnett, owner of the LA PR firm Barnett Ellman. To ask the guys your own question, click here.

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103 Responses to “Wise Guys: What’s the Deal with Blue Balls?”

  1. Tyler Says:

    I have definitely had blue balls. Usually it isn’t that bad, but recently I had a terrible case of them. Walking hurt really badly, and I was quite concerned because they hurt for some time, but it went away eventually.

    I also agree with the comment that suggested that they would be too sore to masturbate, because I can’t even imagine jerking off after that. It would have killed.

  2. magick Says:

    I experience very mild blue balls pretty regularly. Like after fooling around with the wife for a while but not finishing the deed, or while having sex but holding back myself so she can come.

    These cases, let’s put them at about a 3-4 on the pain scale. It aches, but it doesn’t get in the way too bad. I usually don’t even mention it. On about three or four occasions in my life it’s been so bad (7 or 8) that for some reason it made me feel like I had to take the most painful BM in my life, similar to Dude. Then pushing for the BM made the pain twice as bad. I never got to the vomiting stage, though I did feel nausea. A couple of these times were when I first had sex, since it took me a couple tries to get over the nerves and reach orgasm.

    In my experience once the pain has started it’s too late. Prevention is the only cure.

  3. Dude Says:

    So I actually found out what causes me to get BB. I always thought it was just prolongued, unsatisfied erections. But I discovered with my girlfriend that even if I have an erection pretty much all day long, I can stop getting BB. How? I just let the erection happen but I don’t encourage it. It’s difficult to describe with words, but basically when a man is erect, he’ll be contracting muscles around the penis area, petting, stroking etc, all for sexual pleasure. I decided I would do none of that, and just let the erection happen, on its own, but just ignore it. Guess what? it works for me! IGNORE your erection guys. Just pretend it’s not there, and definitely do NOT encourage it. Works for me. Of course, the best thing is when I get to undress my girlfriend and do her, but that’s another matter.

  4. Vixer Says:

    I have had Blue Balls twice in my life and both times it was extremely painful. The 1st time when I was 13 my GF was trying out oral sex for the first time, when her mother came home. I slipped out the window disappointed and went home horny as hell. The next morning it felt as though I had been kicked in the nuts. The pain was unbelieveably bad. My balls were so sensitive that any movement sent jets of pain up in to my lower stomach. The second time was during marine corps boot camp. I was close to 3 months without an orgasm when I had a hot encounter with naval nurse that was cut short. I woke up later that night to excrutiating pain. By then I had learned through the grapevine that ejaculation cured Blue Balls. I went to the Head, did the deed, and the pain disappeared.

  5. Swaffdaddy Says:

    My girl just gave me blue balls today, she thinks it’s funny but the truth is it hurts like hell. I wasn’t even in control, she would crawl on top of me and start riding me(dry humping) and right as soon as she knew I was getting into it, right when I started to grind back, she stops and laughs at me. If blue balls aren’t real, explain why mine hurts so damn much.

  6. Monty Says:

    I had never known for sure if blue balls was a real thing until yesterday morning. I spent all night in bed fooling around with a new lady friend of mine, then the whole morning after we woke up again. But because she is new and very shy, she wasn’t ready to give me oral or really even touch my genitals (though I did give her a manual orgasm which, slightly hypocritically, she didn’t welcomed and encouraged). For much of the time we were fooling around, especially after watching her get off, I was quite erect. I was aroused for at least 2 hours late at night, then another 1.5 hours the next morning, and never reached orgasm. As she was getting ready to leave my apartment, my balls and lower abdomen started to feel a bit uncomfortable. After about 30 minutes, it had reached about a 6.5 on the pain scale. I sat down in a chair and almost cried out because the contact between my junk and the chair was so painful. The pain was concentrated in my testicles themselves, but also more generalized to my penis and pelvic region. I masturbated and took some ibuprofen, and the pain receded in about an hour. But I definitely had blue balls, and hope to never have to experience it again :(

  7. Monty Says:

    I had never known for sure if blue balls was a real thing until yesterday morning. I spent all night in bed fooling around with a new lady friend of mine, then the whole morning after we woke up again. But because she is new and very shy, she wasn’t ready to give me oral or really even touch my genitals (though I did give her a manual orgasm which, slightly hypocritically, she welcomed and encouraged). For much of the time we were fooling around, especially after watching her get off, I was quite erect. I was aroused for at least 2 hours late at night, then another 1.5 hours the next morning, and never reached orgasm. As she was getting ready to leave my apartment, my balls and lower abdomen started to feel a bit uncomfortable. After about 30 minutes, it had reached about a 6.5 on the pain scale. I sat down in a chair and almost cried out because the contact between my junk and the chair was so painful. The pain was concentrated in my testicles themselves, but also more generalized to my penis and pelvic region. I masturbated and took some ibuprofen, and the pain receded in about an hour. But I definitely had blue balls, and hope to never have to experience it again :(

  8. blueman2day Says:

    Hey guys, this is REAL and no myth…all men are not pigs but real men get erections all the time and not all can be satisfied all the time. today’s story:
    today I got to meet in person, a lady I Emailed for a while. She turned out to be extremely attractive… much more so than her screen pix ever showed me. I was floored when I approached her and immediately started to get erect! she also was surprised by my good looks and gave me a ‘hello’ kiss…Boing! well after we walked and talked for awhile we got comfortable with each other and began holding hands and then I put my arm around her…feeling her body get closer to mine…Boing #2! when we walked back to her car, she gave me a kiss , this time with open mouth and Boing #3. after dinner we took another little walk and then the last kiss was with tongue!…well that was #4…I went home so sore I could barely walk normal.
    Hey all you experts & doctors, listen to anecdotal evidence, theres plenty out there…we HURT!

  9. truth Says:

    I don’t care what any of ya say! If u have a girl of any kind(wife or girl friend) you have experienced “blue balls”. Your in the mood and want some of your lady and she gives only a little but doesn’t feel like having sex, then you have had blue balls! Or if you jacked off and stopped before you came, and then started back up again and stopped again for a few cycles. Then you WILL get blue balls! I warn you! If you jack off and stop before you climax. And keep doing that for like 5 or more times and finally stop without coming at all…them my friend, you will experience the pain of blue balls…but I warn you if you try this, you will hurt like hell!!

  10. NUTKACE Says:


  11. John Says:

    I am sorry that you knuckle dragging Neanderthals have made it this far and long in society. You childish little bastards don’t know meaning one of a relationship, morals, ethics and the value of a mans word. 21 Years. I never cheated. Was cut off and given up for lent more times than I can count. The divorce is pending. But, I did some good things along the way and I have a roof over my head (for now) because I am a man. And, I respected one little word every woman can say. NO. Not that I did not try, attempt to coerce or bare angst. But, it is her body. Not your property or right. Learn, Live and EVOLVE.

  12. Trueblue Says:

    Untrue about not happening during kissing. If you are the kind of guy who can get aroused by a kiss then you can get blue balls. I got them today after just THINKING about my girlfriend (no physical contact with penis going on) and I’m not even thinking about sex.
    Does this mean you can use it as an excuse to cajole your woman into sex she doesn’t want? Absolutely not! 5 minutes in the restroom will solve the problem. The pain is nasty but it’s not utterly unbearable anyway.

  13. Milesandmiles Says:

    I had a serious case today. My wife and I were filling around this morning and interrupted and I did not get to finish. Problem is I was leaving for a 15 hour drive from DC to Florida. Roughest ride of my life!

  14. Kipling De Angelis Says:

    I have to say this was a new one to me, not having had many sexual partners (long term from school jobby). I recently had a romantic encounter with a girl i have been after for ages. Given we was in public when first contact was made we was unable to complete the job, however there was significant touching and feeling. After about an hour of this i began to get a dull ache in the right ball. This increased to about a 4 on the pain scale, walking and touching was uncomfortable… I rushed home and looked it up on Google and was relieved to find it was nothing serious… In my thirty odd years i have never experienced it!

  15. holden mygroin Says:

    I recently had foot surgery… I was prescribed pain killers… my wife and I where messing around and where having intercourse for over 2 hrs…I did not get off. due to the pain killers … kinda like having whiskey peter… so my wife was sore and pleased with what she got… so it ended there… I didn’t get mine… I will be the first to tell you “BLUE BALLS “are real and ot hurts like nothing else I have ever felt… I thought I was gonna puke.

  16. Wisecrackerjack Says:

    Sorry ‘Gay single guy’ (seriously, Jay dyckman?), but some new couples do make out for hours.

    I’m 32, and divorced, and I recently met a very attractive brazilian with a sex drive to match my own. But while we have talked about it, and have been very open with our beliefs and desires, we have only ‘necked’.

    And I’ll tell you, that can get you very excited! blue balls are real; they’re a pain in your testicles due to pressure, and in your abdomen as well. It sucks, but it comes with the territory of being fully aroused.

  17. jacob Says:

    had blue balls masturbated hurts worse then before

  18. Rhyz Says:

    Had a two sessions of erect penis and my girl couldn’t get me come, and by 10 in the morning, I began to feel 50lbs stones hung from my bladder through the balls.
    Hurts like a woman giving birth.
    I COULD NOT JERK OFF coz tiny movements peaks the pain. I lied on floor, prostrated, drank lot of water and tried to pressurize the balls while peeing to get rid of it.

  19. Lamar Says:

    I have blue balls all the time. It happens when I don’t climax and the main source for blue balls is when I don’t masterbate. I masterbate every day and if I go as little as one week without doing one session my blue balls occurs. To relieve the pain I simply masterbate and about ten minutes later late I’m relieved.

    Try playing football with blue balls LMAO! It hurts!!!!

  20. Kelly Says:

    I can tell you as a woman, the times I was having sex and came close to orgasm for one reason or another, had to cut it short (like say, a cop showing up at the car window) : it hurt. The whole pelvic was really sore. It’s like all the muscles are tensed up and can’t relax. It’s like wanting to sneeze and not being able to times a thousand. Took my husband a few years to figure out I wasn’t joking; apparently a few too many previous girlfriends with the “Oh, I don’t care if I orgasm or not, I just enjoyed the quality time together” line. It does hurt and it’s extremely distracting.

  21. Jeff Says:

    Oh My Fucking God this hurts so bad! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. I ejaculated and it is still hurting very badly. I’m about an eight on the 1 to 10 scale. FUCK!

  22. Turtle Caracas Boy Says:

    I was having sexual instant messaging from my online friend. We started talking horny, unfortunately, I didn’t have any relief. 30 minutes later, the mother of all blue balls pain ensued! Thanx a lot Mel The Snail B.

    Green Hearts to you!

  23. Zak Says:

    I had heard about blue balls, but never actually experienced it, until today. My girlfriend n I were making out for a long time, kissing dry humping n caressing all our sensitive parts with all our clothes still on, cuz my roommates were around. >,< Everything was fine until I had to escort her home. My balls were sore, but I wasn't minding them cuz my right pelvic side was killing me. She hadn't heard about blue balls n laughed at me when I opened this page for her.

  24. Sparti Says:

    Just had blue balls, hurt like a BITCH. So me and my girl were fooling around sexting eachother for a good 3 hrs lol, i jumped into bed ready to explode, when a terrible pain took my balls and my groin area by surprise, i was so scared cuz i thought it was serious. I looked at a couple websites and saw tht jacking off was the cure, so i opened up the hub and in less than two minutes i had made the biggest explosion ive ever had…after the pain slowly went away within an hour… Let this be a lesson to all you folk out there

  25. Hank Says:

    I’ve blue balls many times and though it’s quite uncomfortable, I don’t fear it too much. There has been a recent change in the way I typically experience this horrible curse on men. My wife and I have really been on a hot streak, I’m fucking her more than when we first met. The problem came in one night after I had climaxed once already and going for two. I never made the second nut, and the next morning it was “hello my old friend” , blue balls bad!! I was pretty calm for I know the masterbation cure. This time was horrifyingly different , I jerked off and got no relief. What the fuck do I do, it hurts worse and nothing helps. Do I ice the jewels?

  26. BlueBallsStingyVagina Says:

    omg omg omg my balls feel like they are being squished in a vice that is being squished in another vice. THIS IS THE WORST PAIN EVER. This shit is REAL.

    my gf was dry humping me and then we stopped before we could get all nude and shit. we went on a hike and halfway through my balls blew up in pain. we got back home and had sex to relieve the pain and it was great but i didnt orgasm but somehow there was cum or something everywhere and we were confused as BALLS. ive heard of ejaculating w/o orgasming, but does having blue balls make it more likely?

  27. Beach Says:

    Dear all of you men,

    It’s cute how the occasional sexual experience for you which does not end in orgasm results in physical pain. Do you know how often women orgasm when they have sex with you? Hint: not as often as you think.

  28. r. harpin Says:

    Hello,this sight has been enlightening! Has anybody experience what I’m about to mention,any advice would be welcome! I am a 35yr old male and have a fairly low labido I masturbate roughly 3 times a week, I get deep pain in groin and lower abdominal area verterally all the time, I can not get any relief from this and get pain between my legs as well, I was diagnosed with M.E. Last year! PLease any advice would help! Thank you

  29. DamnThatHurts Says:

    I am truly envious of anyone that has never had blue balls. Pain is a subjective matter, so attempting to scale the pain level seems pointless. Personally I find the pain to be only slightly more tolerable than being smacked in the sack. I have found that going a lengthy period of time without sex and then getting aroused without immediate release causes blue balls. As one that suffers from such an ailment, I can assure you that masturbating to ejaculation does help; however, the pain from the blue balls can be distracting.

  30. Johnny Says:

    ^ Slightly more tolerable than a smack in the sack? Wow. That’s pretty bad. Personally I have never experienced blue balls. I guess it’s frustrating to get backed up, but it’s never actually hurt me.

    I think blue balls are the male equivalent of PMS: it’s real, but often exaggerated and frequently used as an excuse to act like an asshole.

  31. Still aching. Says:

    Blue balls are the worst pain I think a man can endure. Every once in a while I get it. When I was younger, I had two cases that were so bad that I was rushed to the emergency room because I thought it was torsion and I didn’t want to take a chance of losing a nut. At the time, I had no idea what blue balls was. I’ve had 4-5 extreme cases.

    Tonight, I just really learned what was going on, reading online. I had an encounter earlier today with a gorgeous girl that lasted two hours. It was, more or less, sexual cuddling and I never finished. But I had an erection for almost two hours. After we stopped and she left, my sack started throbbing, and within a half hour, it amplified into the worst pain I have ever experienced. I was rolling around on the ground screaming for a half hour. My testicles were so sensitive that a feather rubbing them would have been excruciating. I puked out of shear pain for 20 minutes, rolled to the bath tub, and sat in cold water. It helped a little. There is no way I could have masturbated to rid this, I would have rather have died than even try. I took 1000mg ibuprofen and squirmed and moaned in bed for an hour until I fell asleep. I woke up not too long after, still sore but not in much pain. It’s been nine hours now and I am still very sore sitting here. Bottom line, blue balls are real and can be VERY painful.

  32. Still aching. Says:

    Oh, also, when I laid down in bed, I wrapped an ice-pack around my scrotum. I don’t know if it was that or the pain killers, but, I think it worked a little.

  33. Audit Says:

    Fuckin hell I’ve got blue balls

  34. Johnny Says:

    It’s real! IT’S REAL! It happened to me last night! I had sex on the brain, and I popped a boner. My girl was asleep, I was tired, and for whatever reason, I decided not to get up and relieve myself in the next room.

    I slept restlessly, waking up several times during the night, always with what must have been the same woody. My sex thoughts never abated, and I still didn’t take matters into my own hands.

    By five in the morning I experienced a hint of the pain the guys here are talking about. Not full-on blow-to-the-nuts pain, like some guys are describing, but mild testicular pain. A dull, mild throb. If it had gotten too much worse, it would have counted as actual real pain.

    I couldn’t believe it. I’ve always been a blue balls doubting Thomas. And while it wasn’t as bad as some guys get, my case convinced me that it’s a real phenomenon. I could imagine it being worse for some guys. Jeez. Learn something new every day.

  35. bob Says:

    I’m over 40 and lucky to say I’ve only experienced blue balls once.
    I was dating this woman for a few weeks before finally getting in bed with her. I masturbated her to an orgasm and was expecting the same, but she was not into blow jobs or hand jobs. Thank you she said, I’m going to sleep. Now, when you are in a new relationship the arousal level is ten times what it is in a older relationship. I needed to explode; frustrated I left the room to go to the couch hoping that I could possibly get rid of this hard on; but it was too late, the pain had started, I did not feel aroused anymore, just a hard dick! I tried to jerk off but there was no point. I laid in the dark in pain for an hour or so till I fell asleep…. thinking next time I’ll make sure I come before she does.
    Blue Balls is REAL! from my experience, you need to reach a certain level of arousal and maintain it there for a certain time before BB sets in. Having an erection is not enough to get BB, otherwise teens would have to masturbate every 15 minutes to not spend their time in pain.

  36. Harlow Says:

    I’ll be honest. This very second, I am experiencing ‘blue balls’.. as a sexually charged 20 yr. old gay guy, who didn’t “get off” like he wanted to.. I am suffering immensely. BLUE BALLS IS REAL. Boyfriend and I had an argument right in the middle of everything.. Long story short, I’m in pain. Groin area, down my thigh, up to my bellybutton. I almost feel nauseated.. Took an Advil, + “relieved” myself.. but still in pain! Good luck guys!

  37. bob Says:

    I am 30 and I have not had sex yet! I have a problem though of being aroused so quickly by slightest touch not even close to the lower regions! A brush past by anyone wil cause an erection which for the last few months now is causing me BB quite regularly! It gets so bad sometimes that I can barely walk! Is there anything I can do about over active erections/arousals? I am getting to a point and excuse the pun that I am getting fed up with it and want to find medication to stop the erections and stuff! Does anybody know what I can do except masturbation?

  38. Jerkin the gurkin Says:

    Was making out with the lady on the weekend an got cut short due to a family emergency, and got a bad case of blu balls. Had them before so i know what to do, but this time was different.

  39. Jim Says:

    wat the hell are these guys talking about u dnt get blue balls!! Well WTF do u call wen ur having a heaps heated makeout sesh and get a boner but the girl is not ready yet. You just roll with it puting the boner aside and still kissing. You leaveher place and you get large amounts of pain in the testicles and up into the stomach that makes you sick. No mid handjob, no mid BJ, just kissing!! Dnt tell me my pain is not real!!

  40. jason Says:

    jay dyckman is either mistaken or is a liar. i currently have blue balls. i googled it to see whats up and stumbled across this. coincidence that hes homosexual and he so boldly claims that it is an urban legend and an oxymoron? nope. more likely that hes one of those non-oxy-morons who throws knowledge and reason out the window in order to:

    never let a rape victim be blamed
    prove to the world that straight men are complete and utter liars and pigs
    all men watch porn while scratching their armpits and picking their nose
    girl power
    women have right to choose
    sexual harassment should never go unpunished
    never let women be demeaned
    democratic party, liberal, for no reason other than the sole fact that hes gay

    “Maybe it existed in the ’50s, when people would just “neck” for hours and it wouldn’t go anywhere. But those days are looooong gone.” – i mean seriously, what kind of faulty logic is that? this is a physical occurrence. it doesnt just go away after 50 years! thats like saying that balls have gone away! maybe for you…in which case you need to grow a pair. not every person orgasms in 30 seconds. thats would be pre-mature ejaculation. people like to last a long time. just because you clearly dont last doesnt mean other men cant either! moron.

    youre spreading misinformation because of your misandrist agenda. maybe you should throw a change up and pitch for once. then you might have an idea.

  41. Leo Says:

    I have experienced ‘blue balls’ many times, I was very worried as it can be excruciating. It generally makes me feel kinda ill as well, similar to when you are kicked really hard in your balls. I have had it from just kissing, but the worst pain is when you have to stop during actual intercourse -.- lasted about four hours. I have also had trouble relieving it once it has begun, masturbation doesn’t seem to do much help, I just have to wait it out and it is very distracting

  42. Fucking BB victim :( Says:

    Guys I went to the Dr. to ask the treatment for BB. He said there is no fucking treatment just masturbate and you will feel better .. how the hell can I masturbate at work or any public place? I am a man and if i see a hot woman my penis is out of control and after few hours BB attacks. WTF….. someone HELPPP….!!! :( (

  43. Michael Says:

    There is a real thing called blue balls, but it is very rare, and often guys say they have it as a way to coerce women into sex (VERY DOUCHEY).
    In vast majority of cases, even after sex has begun, stopping will not cause blue balls. Instead it will cause a butt-hurt ego, and a raging erection that will take a few minutes to go down.
    The real blue balls happens when a guy stops DURING orgasm – not before it.
    To explain:
    From http://www.everydayhealth.com/sexual-health/the-male-orgasm.aspx:
    “The [male] orgasm itself occurs in two phases, emission and ejaculation. In emission, the man reaches ejaculatory inevitability, the ‘point of no return.’ Semen is deposited near the top of the urethra, ready for ejaculation.”
    Blue balls is a pain in the stomach and groin when a man stops stimulating / being stimulated during or after emission but before complete ejaculation. At that point semen is then neither here nor there – it has been released from the testicles, but hasn’t made it out of the penis. This can cause pain for some time like a stomach ache, in my case lasting about 15-30 minutes.

  44. Zach Says:

    I have had it twice that I can remember. Me and my girlfriend were getting into it and she started giving me head, said she wanted to stop, and then a few hours later my god it was painful. I knew about the masturbation cure and when I did, I noticed I came a lot more than usual. But to those who say it doesn’t exist, get your head out of your ass.

  45. tim Says:

    Honestly blue balls hurt me at a full scale of 1-10!
    When i try to walk it hurts on my lower abbs and in my ass! And all a woman can suggest is ice!

  46. Ouch Says:

    Blue balls is most definitely real. Hurts like hell. I find laying flat on my back helps a lot. P.s don’t ever try and keep your orgasm in longer than 3 climax attempts that would = the worst pain ever!!! F-ing blue balls

  47. IT's real Says:

    A girl I had stopped dating met up with me one night and we started getting it on. I hadn’t been laid in weeks and had not masturbated in over a week either. She gave me head and used her hand a bit but them stopped and didn’t want to go any further. I was so close to orgasm but she was being stupid and purposely stopped knowing full well what she was doing. Trying to get me back for the break-up. I left and had this awful ache in my balls. I went were I could be alone and jerked off. It took about 1 minute to reach orgasm and it almost hurt to cum. I had to do it again 30 minutes later to get even more relief. It’s a build up that needs to be let out.

  48. Smith Says:

    alright I’m tired of hearing from you guys about masturbating when i get blue balls…are you being fucking serious with me right now? I can’t even move without it hurting like shit, hell I can’t even sit straight & you are telling me to masturbate to make me feel better? are you trying to get me killed? how the hell is that supposed to make me feel better?

  49. Alexander Gomez Says:

    Blue balls are damn true. They really hurt like hell. I could only suggest to learn the techniques my friend taught me. He learned it from the book that can be found in http://blueballscure.com/. I assure that painful blue balls will never ever come back again.

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