Comments on: Wise Guys: What’s the Deal with Blue Balls?

By: Kelly

Kelly — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 06:54:09 +0000

I can tell you as a woman, the times I was having sex and came close to orgasm for one reason or another, had to cut it short (like say, a cop showing up at the car window) : it hurt. The whole pelvic was really sore. It’s like all the muscles are tensed up and can’t relax. It’s like wanting to sneeze and not being able to times a thousand. Took my husband a few years to figure out I wasn’t joking; apparently a few too many previous girlfriends with the “Oh, I don’t care if I orgasm or not, I just enjoyed the quality time together” line. It does hurt and it’s extremely distracting.

By: Lamar

Lamar — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 17:37:48 +0000

I have blue balls all the time. It happens when I don’t climax and the main source for blue balls is when I don’t masterbate. I masterbate every day and if I go as little as one week without doing one session my blue balls occurs. To relieve the pain I simply masterbate and about ten minutes later late I’m relieved.

Try playing football with blue balls LMAO! It hurts!!!!

By: Rhyz

Rhyz — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 19:02:32 +0000

Had a two sessions of erect penis and my girl couldn’t get me come, and by 10 in the morning, I began to feel 50lbs stones hung from my bladder through the balls.
Hurts like a woman giving birth.
I COULD NOT JERK OFF coz tiny movements peaks the pain. I lied on floor, prostrated, drank lot of water and tried to pressurize the balls while peeing to get rid of it.

By: jacob

jacob — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 01:34:25 +0000

had blue balls masturbated hurts worse then before

By: Wisecrackerjack

Wisecrackerjack — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 08:36:54 +0000

Sorry ‘Gay single guy’ (seriously, Jay dyckman?), but some new couples do make out for hours.

I’m 32, and divorced, and I recently met a very attractive brazilian with a sex drive to match my own. But while we have talked about it, and have been very open with our beliefs and desires, we have only ‘necked’.

And I’ll tell you, that can get you very excited! blue balls are real; they’re a pain in your testicles due to pressure, and in your abdomen as well. It sucks, but it comes with the territory of being fully aroused.

By: holden mygroin

holden mygroin — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 05:31:03 +0000

I recently had foot surgery… I was prescribed pain killers… my wife and I where messing around and where having intercourse for over 2 hrs…I did not get off. due to the pain killers … kinda like having whiskey peter… so my wife was sore and pleased with what she got… so it ended there… I didn’t get mine… I will be the first to tell you “BLUE BALLS “are real and ot hurts like nothing else I have ever felt… I thought I was gonna puke.

By: Kipling De Angelis

Kipling De Angelis — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 16:12:26 +0000

I have to say this was a new one to me, not having had many sexual partners (long term from school jobby). I recently had a romantic encounter with a girl i have been after for ages. Given we was in public when first contact was made we was unable to complete the job, however there was significant touching and feeling. After about an hour of this i began to get a dull ache in the right ball. This increased to about a 4 on the pain scale, walking and touching was uncomfortable… I rushed home and looked it up on Google and was relieved to find it was nothing serious… In my thirty odd years i have never experienced it!

By: Milesandmiles

Milesandmiles — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 05:22:37 +0000

I had a serious case today. My wife and I were filling around this morning and interrupted and I did not get to finish. Problem is I was leaving for a 15 hour drive from DC to Florida. Roughest ride of my life!

By: Trueblue

Trueblue — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 17:33:00 +0000

Untrue about not happening during kissing. If you are the kind of guy who can get aroused by a kiss then you can get blue balls. I got them today after just THINKING about my girlfriend (no physical contact with penis going on) and I’m not even thinking about sex.
Does this mean you can use it as an excuse to cajole your woman into sex she doesn’t want? Absolutely not! 5 minutes in the restroom will solve the problem. The pain is nasty but it’s not utterly unbearable anyway.

By: John

John — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 05:07:16 +0000

I am sorry that you knuckle dragging Neanderthals have made it this far and long in society. You childish little bastards don’t know meaning one of a relationship, morals, ethics and the value of a mans word. 21 Years. I never cheated. Was cut off and given up for lent more times than I can count. The divorce is pending. But, I did some good things along the way and I have a roof over my head (for now) because I am a man. And, I respected one little word every woman can say. NO. Not that I did not try, attempt to coerce or bare angst. But, it is her body. Not your property or right. Learn, Live and EVOLVE.