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Reproduction, Us Weekly-style: Celebrity Look-a-Like Sperm Donors

Mon, Aug 3, 2009

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sperm_bankAt the Cryobank sperm bank in (natch) L.A., you can select a donor based on which celebrity he resembles

Online dating neophytes will sometimes get lured into a blind date with someone whose profile boasts that they bear a striking resemblance to, say, Robert Pattinson. It takes only one — okay, maybe two or three — dating disappointments before the neophyte realizes that (a) some people have a very loose definition of “resemblance”; and (b) someone who truly believes that he resembles Robert Pattinson makes a terrible date. (Unless he does, actually, resemble Robert Pattinson, in which case you might be willing to give him a pass in the personality department for the night.) Seriously, though: Anyone who thinks they’re a celeb look-a-like is probably also still convinced they’re as special as their momma always told them they were.

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One Response to “Reproduction, Us Weekly-style: Celebrity Look-a-Like Sperm Donors”

  1. SockLover Says:

    The guy in the ad obviously looks like Pete Wentz. Ew.


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