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Wise Guys: What Should I Do with a Man’s Nipples?

Tue, Sep 29, 2009

Advice, Wise Guys


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Advice from three of our guy friends. This week a straight woman asks,“What’s up with men’s nipples? Should I play with them or ignore them?”

Gay Single Guy (Jay Dyckman):¬†When it comes to nipple play and men, it‚Äôs very easy.¬†¬†Some love it, some hate it, and some will ask you, during said act, and in a flat monotone, if you are “trying to get milk to come out.” ¬†(Yes, that was a total mood killer.)¬†¬†It really depends on the guy.¬†¬†It will send some into the stratosphere and some racing for the front door.¬†¬†Like everything, you never know until you give it a test drive.¬†And if your guy really hates it, let‚Äôs hope he has the wherewithal to just say “Skip the nip, please.”

Straight Single Guy (Tyler Barnett): In the film Meet the Parents, the great Robert De¬†Niro¬†casually asks Ben Stiller, “I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?” Funny as that may be, it makes male nipples seem a bit, well, out of place. While they don‚Äôt serve any biological function like their female counterpart, they do have a purpose. As a kid, the¬†titty¬†twister and the purple nurple were always fun. As an adult, when a lady moves her mouth from my lips to my nips it always sends a shiver of excitement down my spine. But too much nipple play can be a bit annoying and even painful for me. Some women like to bite ‘em¬†which, in my book, is not a good thing. So unless you know your guy’s into a little pleasure-pain, I’d say skip it. Here are a few nip tips for you ladies:

  1. Kiss em, lick em, but don’t bite!
  2. There are two, let’s not neglect one or the other.
  3. Don‚Äôt spend too much time with our nipples, it could get weird if we feel like you’re waiting for something to squirt out.

Straight Married Guy (Jim): I really can’t decide if I’d miss mine if I woke up without them. ¬†My¬†wife says she loves them about as much as my big toe or my¬†bellybutton, both of which I would definitely miss. ¬†If you don’t get¬†any response from your guy the first time, they’re safe to ignore.

Our ‚Äúwise guys‚ÄĚ are a rotating group of contributors, some of whom wish to remain anonymous and some of whom like the attention. This week’s Straight Married Guy is Jim from New York, our Gay Guy is¬†Jay Dyckman, an LA copywriter, and our Single Straight Guy is Tyler Barnett, owner of the LA PR firm¬†Barnett Ellman. To ask the guys your own question,¬†click here.

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20 Responses to “Wise Guys: What Should I Do with a Man’s Nipples?”

  1. Enrique Says:

    I’m a straight guy, and getting my nipples sucked and tugged will put me over the top!

    Definitely a thumbs up.

  2. Katie Says:

    you know I’m guessing it’s just like how it is for girls…some like it, some don’t. And sometimes it’s an acquired taste (to be honest, I was totally weirded out the first time a guy really paid attention to my nipples but now I enjoy it.) And biting/tugging with your teeth is totally fair game!

  3. Jocelyn Says:

    I find its easy to get a feel for if they like it by nonchalantly licking or kissing one on the way down their body. Just do it once or twice and look at his face, but in most cases they seem to like it, even ask for it, even for a bite or two. =] I find it hard to do though, because i have such big lips and men’s niples are so small, they get in the way lol

  4. TS Says:

    A former lover wanted me to bite his nipples. And when I say “bite” I actually mean “gnaw the hell out of.” He kept telling me to “bite harder” and I was thinking, “honey, if I bite much harder I’m taking your nips home with me.” In the end, I drew blood. Just how he wanted it.

    Needless to say, that was the last time we saw each other. I was a bit skeeved and he was embarrassed.

    And they say men’s nipples aren’t sensitive? Yikes!

  5. Cello Says:

    My husband’s nipples turn me on, simply because they’re another wonderful bodypart I can touch, kiss, lick… However even just a couple quick licks will have him staring at me bewildered like I’m some sort of goon – as if to say “Honey you have this backwards, I’M the man and YOU’RE the woman with the boobies!”… sigh… :(

  6. Lauren Says:

    My guy LOVES to have his nipples sucked. If I lick and suck on them, he’ll sometimes even hold my head there like I was going down on him.
    I guess you either like it or you don’t :P

  7. Frank Says:

    I definitely agree with Jim. For me, it’s almost instant over-stimulation.

  8. Ranee Says:

    I actually love it when a guy plays with my nipples, and my last boyfriend was the same. every time i lowered my lips to his nips, he made this sound that… cannot ne typed. ;) and that, in turn, of course turned me on more. nipples can be very sensitive.
    and to think i thought that they were gross when i was little…

  9. vincent duboye Says:

    well imma put it like this, im just waiting for the day that mine literally explode and i squirt from them, and im a guy! mine are that sensitive though!!!

  10. Tom Keenan Says:

    I would love to have a cute female play with my nipples.

  11. don't see Says:

    i really like the picture up there, also because my boyfriend is really hairy, and i once tried licking his nips on my way down, but ufff, too many hair, and i wasn’t even able to find ‘em, so i just didn’t stop there and trying to find ‘em cause that would be lil awkward i think, but ya while going down on him, i sometimes crave to touch his nipples but i just cant ever find ‘em underneath all those hair… :(

  12. Dave Says:

    since I am a “fatty”, I have man boobs. HUGE man boobs. Gross, I know. But, I love it love it LOVE it when my wife does to me what I do with hers.

  13. jeff Says:

    i love having my nipples played with, the harder the better, and over the years they have grown and much more responsive, and my wife loves doing it

  14. Madamoiselle L Says:

    Nipple play in both men and women triggers oxytocin release. Oxytocin is necessary for: 1)breastfeeding (NO men cannot do that, no matter what the World Weekly News told you) 2)Labor and delivery of a child (Nope men can’t do that either) and
    3) ORGASM (yes, men do that.)

    It’s up to the individual man if he likes it.

  15. BCofUIMhere Says:

    I’m hoping for my next BF to have sensitive nipples that he *loves* having touched, licked, kissed etc. because I love doing that so much. :)

  16. Seig Says:

    When my wife plays with my nipples when we’re fucking I cannot resist for long however much I try. She knows it will make me come every time.

  17. Georgio Says:

    My nipples. I don’t really know why. They have been a bit big and round since i was a child. When i was a teenager and i masturbate, i played with them to cum. So, when i have a girlfriend, i am honest with her, talking about my sensitive nipples. And it’s funny to see her licking them and biting them, cos it makes really horny.

  18. Brandon Says:

    I luv having my nipples teased. I mean its amazing pleasure and mine get real hard during tickling or sucking, there very hairy and I thinks its men who pleasure them the best some chicks don’t play with them right, I got compliments on how big my nips are espesially when they are hard during sex,.

  19. Freeman Says:

    Well as much as the world hates to admit it, men do have. breast- and they are the exact same as a woman’s. Now have less breast tissue naturally, but they still have the nerve endings. Probably why men like having their nips played with.

    And men can produce milk, they just require stimulation. Now they probably cant produce enough to breast feed, but they can produce milk. Nipples ARE mammary glands. So yea.

  20. Jack Says:

    My wife will lick and bite my nipples when I’m making love to her and it makes my orgasms incredible. She can also make me climax though nipple play alone. I feel incredibly lucky to have such sensitive nipples.

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