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7 Comments on "Men-Only Poll: Has Sex Ever Made You Cry?"


Slartibartfast
5 years 10 months ago

Make that “too careful.”

Slartibartfast
5 years 10 months ago

Johnny-

You might be correct, since the experience sure feels like melancholia. Perhaps I should look to an emetic to bring my humors into balance? I just had an ultrasound on my spleen and it was unremarkable, but you really can’t be careful.

Johhny
5 years 10 months ago

Uh… maybe depletion of your manly vigors is causing an imbalance of bilious humors, black bile in particular, leading to a melancholy temperment?

Dunno man… I think this is a problem best viewed through the lens of pre-modern, humor-based medicine.

Slartibartfast
5 years 10 months ago

Sorry ’bout that, kids. I didn’t mean to get so cryptic. In my case, it frequently happens that I get teary because of the sex itself. For some reason, I often find myself in a very desolate place after the denouement. It doesn’t seem to be an effect of the emotional context of the sex as much as it’s caused by the act itself. Perhaps it’s a distinction without a difference, but none of the offered options quite captured the experience for me. So maybe my best answer would be along the lines of “Yes, because I just had sex.” Really, though, I’m mostly harmless.

Em & Lo
5 years 10 months ago

Slartibart, you can’t leave us hanging like that! What would your answer have been?