Since “blue balls exist” was one of the top 10 universal truths we learned from our commenters in 2009, our contributor and regular commenter figleaf suggested that we poll everyone to come up with a term for the female equivalent of that achy-aroused condition. Please put your suggestions in the comments below and in a few weeks we’ll have you vote on the best. Here are some to get you going: “Vexatious vulva.” Eh — the alliteration is pretty good, but it doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. Urban Dictionary lists “blue bean,” which sounds really quite good, but may not accurately describe the all-over genital ache.
January 7th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Blue cooch.
January 7th, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Blue Box
Sore Slit
January 7th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Button throb…Knub burn…vexed vag…that is all, for now.
January 7th, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Clitter Twitter
January 7th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Urban dictionary recently offered the term “immaculate congestion” for definition. I immediately thought of the vulvar and clitoral discomfort that occurs with cybersex, phone sex, or sexting without masturbatory release. That may last for hours if you don’t do anything about it
January 7th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
the angry ache
January 8th, 2010 at 1:31 am
scarlet labes
balloon poon
January 8th, 2010 at 9:53 am
purple lips
January 8th, 2010 at 10:36 am
blue walls
January 8th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
“Mauvaries.”
January 8th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Twisted clit
…don’t get your clit in a twist!
January 12th, 2010 at 1:03 am
Blue Box Blues, Achey Breaky blue. The blue Bs
January 12th, 2010 at 2:32 am
Well my girlfriends and I have always referred to it as the The V.A.; the vaginal ache, because it is just more of a deep ache than an actual pain. Not particularly funny or witty, but elegant,simple and descriptively accurate.
January 12th, 2010 at 10:44 am
I have always referred to it as blue bird!
January 15th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
snatch attack,kitty ache,cunt throb…lol
January 16th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Twisted Twat
January 16th, 2010 at 11:53 pm
blubunny
January 17th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
the blue kitty
January 17th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Well I love Sushi so it has to be:
The Blue Tuna – I love it pink!
(Blue Fin Tuna)
January 17th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
what more accurately describes it than “Purple Puss” or “Purple Pussy” whichever you’d prefer. Some of the comments are good though, or at least humorous.
January 17th, 2010 at 9:17 pm
Flustered furburger
January 21st, 2010 at 12:38 am
aqua vulva!
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:51 pm
I have to second Blue Box – great work Kelly
September 20th, 2010 at 11:48 pm
The great blue hatchet wound? Or just shorten it Hatch Snatch. ? No? How about “My achy braky poon? I don’t quite feel you understand .Cuz if you tell my poon my achy beaky poon ….. Come on ppl you know the words! ====
June 14th, 2012 at 7:58 pm
The Blue Slots.
July 24th, 2012 at 7:47 pm
Blue lips might work
August 18th, 2012 at 6:15 pm
The Clit Blues.