Earlier this week, we wrote about how the ChatRoulette improv piano guy almost makes you forget about all the purple throbbing genitals you were forced to weed through on your first and only foray into that weird world. (We’re still trying to decide which was more disturbing: Seeing a guy jerking off the first time we logged on, or having that guy disconnect before we were able to!) Unfortunately the chances of you meeting the improv piano guy online are probably one in millions, whereas the chances of you meeting a friendly penis are, oh, approximately 4 out of 5, to make a guess. Is there any way to fix this? Because if you could get rid of all those penises — or, okay, just most of them — then ChatRoulette really would be a weird, wonderful world. Well, Business Insider wants to help. Or, rather, they want you to help.