Advice from three of our guy friends. This week a straight woman asks,“Are guys intimidated by a woman who masturbates regularly? What if she masturbates more than he does?”
Gay Single Guy (Jay Dyckman): If youâ€™re intimidated by your partner masturbating, whether it be more or less than you, youâ€™re a crappy partner.Â As long as masturbation doesnâ€™t interfere with the regularity of sexual encounters between the two of you, then it really should have no bearing. However, if most nights your advances are met with a â€śNot tonight, honey, the rabbit and I kind of had a big afternoon,â€ť well then itâ€™s time to get rid of that wascally wabbit.
Straight Single Guy (Tyler Barnett): A girl who masturbates regularly has a healthy sex drive, which is a great thing. I would be suspect of a girl who claims to never masturbate. If she’s going to pleasure town solo more than he is, well maybe it’s time for the guy to work a bit harder.
Straight Married Guy (David Felsen): In response to the first question: Not if she lets me watch. Then, to paraphrase Ron Burgundy, Iâ€™m not even intimidated, Iâ€™m just impressed. In response to the second question: If a woman masturbates more than me, then weâ€™re talking about a world in which this wise guy, for one, doesnâ€™t want to live. The role of women in our culture is crucial. If theyâ€™re out there jacking it even half as much as me then babies will go unfed, Oprah will go unwatched, and millions of women will go blind.
Our â€świse guysâ€ť are a rotating group of contributors, some of whom wish to remain anonymous and some of whom like the attention. This week’s Straight Married Guy is NY writer-comedian David Felsen; our Gay Guy isÂ Jay Dyckman, an LA copywriter; and our Single Straight Guy is Tyler Barnett of Tyler Barnett PR in LA. To ask the guys your own question,Â click here. To ask the guys your own question,Â click here.