photo of Old Faithful by Chuck Martin
Perhaps one day in the future, saying “female ejaculate” will sound as quaint and old-fashioned as “female chairman” or “female fireman.” But in the meantime, women who squirt are stuck with this awkward modified term. Can you think of something better? Make your suggestions in the comments section below, and in a few weeks we’ll run a poll and let readers vote on their favorite. And don’t worry, we promise to include “female ejaculate” and even plain old “ejaculate” as options for you to vote on. In the meantime, though, we’re looking for some more creative options.  Va-geyser? E-jill-ulate? Hmm… maybe not. See? We need your help!
August 12th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
I think there need to be three new terms here: two nouns and one verb. One noun is for the woman who is capable of ejaculating (instead of ‘squirter’), a verb for the act of ejaculating, and another noun for the ejaculate itself. I’m putting my thinking hat on.
August 12th, 2010 at 7:10 pm
We’ve always used the term “lady jizz”.
August 13th, 2010 at 8:57 am
Hmmm…..girl squirt?
August 13th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
vajaculate
August 13th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Yes!! Vajaculate! Good one.
August 13th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Vajaculate! That’s awesome!
August 16th, 2010 at 7:08 pm
why thank you
sad thing is if this catches on i’ll know i was the one that thought of it, but i won’t get the credit
August 16th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Pigeon: We’ll do our best to make sure you do!
August 17th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
aww thank you!
loved your tv series by the by-used to watch it in uni with my flatmates
August 27th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
we always say jizz and jazz
he does the jizz
and i do my jazz
September 5th, 2012 at 9:53 pm
Lady juice