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Dorm Life FAIL: Real-Life Masturbation Pests or Urban Legend?

Tue, Jan 18, 2011

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Regular readers of this blog will know that few things make us happier than FAILblog. We don’t think that teen guys wiping out during skateboard tricks are remotely funny, but a “chocolate chip muffin” with only one chocolate chip? Comedy genius. That all said, we hate to think of ourselves as suckers, which is why we thought we’d turn to you, oh wise readers, to ask: Is the Penn State shower masturbation poster (above) for reals? Or is it just some kind of frat house joke? If it’s the former, then FAILblog just made our day. Again.

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9 Responses to “Dorm Life FAIL: Real-Life Masturbation Pests or Urban Legend?”

  1. Johnny Says:

    This is a joke. No period at the end of the final sentence, “seman”

  2. sugarmag Says:

    Gotta go with joke. I can’t imagine that semen could cause a plumbing problem :)

  3. Siri Says:

    This happened on my campus…maybe a joke in this instance, but definitely possible.

  4. Dannie Says:

    Definitely a joke, especially considering, as Johnny pointed out, the grammar issues. Though, other than the mistakes, pretty funny joke.

  5. Jess Says:

    Thank goodness for single sex bathrooms

  6. philipp Says:

    “This happened on my campus‚Ķmaybe a joke in this instance, but definitely possible.”

    You gotta be kidding me.

  7. Siri Says:

    So not kidding. There was a legendary email that was sent from the RA’s to a certain floor of freshman boys in the dorms of a private college in Iowa. It was definitely not worded as politely as the Penn State sign.

  8. Liv Says:


    This articles from The Tab (Cambridge University rag) shows a similar one from Durham University, England – although all the students here at Durham now acknowledge this to be a longstanding hoax that’s now been going round the various colleges for a good few years…

  9. BU_Bear Says:

    This was done at Baylor University like 6 months ago!

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