Okay, maybe we’re exaggerating a little here, but this Craigslist ad by a guy looking for a crash pad in San Fran (titled “Best. Roommate. Ever.”) is a lesson in self-promotion: he’s confident, hilarious, and enthusiastic (understatement of the year). Kinda makes you want to take what he’s on. Okay, maybe in reality he’s a little bit crazy (there’s just a hint of Charlie Sheen there). But that would probably make for an interesting and entertaining short-term living situation, at least. We’d love to see this guy’s online dating profile.