Halloween is a week today, so we guess you’ll be thinking one of two things: Either, “What’s a cute Halloween couples costume for me and my sweetie?” Or, “Which fake monster vagina should I have sex with on Halloween — the zombie vagina or the vampire vagina?” No?
Well, just in case you change your mind, it turns out that Fleshlight has released four special edition Halloween-themed toys, called the Fleshlight Freaks series. You know the Fleshlight, right? The basic model is spooky enough — it looks kind of like a flashlight filled with fleshy Play-doh, and you’re meant to stick your dick in it. Anyway, if that model is a bit ho-hum for you, you can now experiment with vaginas belonging to these fictional beasts: a vampire, a cyborg, a zombie, a Frankenstein’s monster (or rather, the vagina of the bride of Frankenstein), and an alien.