Married Straight Guy (Ben D.):¬†For a married guy, the kids are away at the grandparents’, and we’re either at a bar or big private party with a lot of our friends and plenty of booze.¬†¬†Afterwards we all head to the hotel, which conveniently has a 24-hour pool and hot tub. ¬†Then back up to the room to properly ring in¬†the new year with the missus. ¬†Essentially, getting a chance to party and be wild again, like you’re 25 with no responsibilities. ¬†Best¬†part about hooking up with your wife is no worries on STDs, pregnancy, or awkward moments in the morning.
Single Straight Guy (Scott Phrenetik):¬†A good house party is really where it’s at for New Year’s Eve. There’s no need to go out somewhere super crowded and over-priced¬†to ring in the new year. Additionally, the opportunity to meet new people is much greater in that kind of atmosphere and will better¬†lend itself to finding someone to share a kiss with when the clock strikes midnight.
Single Gay Guy (Abraham Zeus Zapata):¬†Reminiscing with family and friends early in the evening, heading home early to¬†avoid drunk drivers, then having incredible sex while the big ball drips, I mean,¬†drops.
Our ‚Äúwise guys‚ÄĚ are a rotating group of contributors, some of whom wish to remain anonymous and some of whom like the attention. This week’s Single Gay¬†Guy is Abraham Zeus Zapata, an actor, writer and artist living in the Houston area; our Single Straight Guy is Scott Phrenetik, who moonlights as a DJ in Dallas; and our Married¬†Straight Guy is Ben D., a former professional fighter who would now much rather spend time with his wife and baby son than get punched in the face by a sweaty man. To ask the guys your own question, click here.