With Santorum’s recent surge in the polls, it’s important to take time out to remind ourselves what a crazy sex-police zealot he is:
- On Funny or Die, Dan Savage comedically threatens to change the definition of the name “Rick” if Santorum doesn’t agree to stop attacking gay people during his campaign.
- Rick “Family Values” Santorum allegedly tipped off friend and fellow Republican Senator John Ensign that his adulterous (i.e sinful, anti-family) affair was about to be leaked to the media back in 2009. Good thing God forgives hypocrisy.
- The Globe and Mail sums up his “holy war against sexual freedom,” including his denunciation of birth control(!).
- Abortion should be illegal, except in the case of Rick Santorum’s wife — hers was okey dokey.