Gay Single Guy (Angelo NikolopoulosÂ ofÂ The White Swallow):Â For men, the orgasm is the raison d’ĂŞtre of sexual activity, so the money shotâ€”or facial, if you preferâ€”seems to be the requisite punctuation mark at the end of the male sexual narrative.Â Thus, when the sex is mediocre, the money shot provides the same definitive closure a period brings to the end of a sentence: Hand me the towel, honey.
Alternately, when the sex is explosive, the MS becomes declarative and celebratory. Grammatically, then, itâ€™s the exclamation mark: Look how far it went, honey!
Sure, some women might find it degrading, but I think itâ€™s adorable. Itâ€™s like watching a man stand back to admire the fruits of his labor.Â In any event, having your spunk land anywhereâ€”the headboard, a calfâ€”beats exiling it into a condom, that grammatical cesspool of uncertainty: Honey, did you finish yet?
Straight Single GuyÂ (Chris): I assume the quotes means you are referring to the grandfather of all money-shots, the facial.Â This one is easy. It’s all about being proud of what you did. A visible, measurable artifact of male potency, left in the only place on the woman’s body that will require her to clean it up before she can do anything else. It’s not quite a money shot when it’s a tiny little dribble, but when you know a volumous one might be on its way, its a real ego boost to see it fly, and land, and then require special attention. I do not think that degradation and defilement are a real part of it. Maybe for some asshole guys, but not the majority. Yes, there is an aspect of domination/submission, but that’s very different. So in short: it’s visible virility and power. I’m getting horny writing this.
Straight Committed Guy (Johnny):Â If you’d asked me this ten years ago I could have written a dissertation about it. I was absolutely enthralled with the money shot for a long time. Once again the blame lies with porn. It probably never would have occurred to me to come on a woman’s face had I not seen it on video first. Back in the day porn was a lot less nasty then it is now, and a facial seemed pretty damn kinky by the standards of the day.
As with any fetish, though, it’s difficult to articulate the exact appeal. It’s like trying to explain why your favorite food tastes good. I think the facial is now just one point on a long checklist of sexual accomplishments men like to boast:
Much older partner? Check.
Much younger partner? Check.
Huge-breasted partner? Check.
In her butt? Check.
In MY butt? Check.
At this point I’ve seen and given so many money shots that it’s kind of passe to me. These days my lady partners actually suggest it more than I do. So, you tell me!
Our â€świse guysâ€ť are a rotating group of contributors, some of whom wish to remain anonymous and some of whom like the attention. This weekâ€™s Gay Guy is Angelo Nikolopoulos, host of an NYC queer reading series The White Swallow; Straight Single Guy is blogger Chris DiClerico; and our Straight Committed Guy is regular EMandLO.com commenter, Johnny. To ask the guys your own question, click here.