Pocket rocket vibrators have been around forever — since before sex toys got all fancy and high tech and, you know, effective. But there’s a reason the pocket rocket-style vibe has stood the test of time — it’s small and unassuming, but not so small that you wonder why you bothered. It fits easily in your nightstand or, yes, your pocketbook, and it’s not likely to give any guy a complex. But we were never really wowed by a pocket rocket aesthetically until now. Big Teaze Toys (makers of the original I Rub My Duckie) have just come out with their Retro Pocket Rocket, pictured above. How did no one think of this before?