A recent article in Salon about trends in porn names (disturbingly, there is apparently a “direct correlation between trendy baby names and porn stars’ names”) got us thinking about celebrities whose names are perfectly designed for a post-career-slump porno. Here are our top 10 favorite male and female celebrities with porn names:
- Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (she even spells Tiffani with an i!)
- Tiffani Thiessen (sorry, Tiff, but your new “grownup” moniker is barely less porny than the original)
- Britney Spears
- Scarlett Johansson
- Megan Fox
- Demi Moore (the “classy” porn star name)
- Lisa Bonet
- Evangeline Lilly (the “sophisticated” porn star name)
- Angelina Jolie
- Courteney Cox
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:58 am
Britney Spear and Angelina Jolie should be on top…………
May 3rd, 2012 at 9:08 pm
January Jones
May 4th, 2012 at 1:11 pm
Whitney Cummings
May 15th, 2012 at 4:43 am
Brittany Snow?
May 21st, 2012 at 4:13 pm
Cobie Smulders?
May 22nd, 2012 at 12:13 pm
Selena gomez?
May 26th, 2012 at 11:19 am
It works for men too:
obvious:
Dick Armey
Vin Diesel
Andy Dick
Lance Armstrong
2-syllable:
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise
Jack Black
and pretty much the entire ’88 Bears, namely:
Dick Butkus
May 28th, 2012 at 8:52 am
How could we have forgotten these?
DL Hugely (in this case, the “g” would not be silent)
The Bush Twins
Magic Johnson (of course)
June 4th, 2012 at 11:48 pm
Um Hello….OLIVIA WILDE
November 11th, 2012 at 5:11 pm
Krystal Ball ( msnbc )
February 1st, 2013 at 3:05 pm
I can’t believe no one mentioned Hugh Jackman. Best. Porn. Name. Ever.