Top 10 Celebrities with Awesome Porn Names

A recent article in Salon about trends in porn names (disturbingly, there is apparently a “direct correlation between trendy baby names and porn stars’ names”) got us thinking about celebrities whose names are perfectly designed for a post-career-slump porno. Here are our top 10 favorite male and female celebrities with porn names:

  1. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (she even spells Tiffani with an i!)
  2. Tiffani Thiessen (sorry, Tiff, but your new “grownup” moniker is barely less porny than the original)
  3. Britney Spears
  4. Scarlett Johansson
  5. Megan Fox
  6. Demi Moore (the “classy” porn star name)
  7. Lisa Bonet
  8. Evangeline Lilly (the “sophisticated” porn star name)
  9. Angelina Jolie
  10. Courteney Cox

Read the men’s Top 10 list at SUNfiltered


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13 Comments on "Top 10 Celebrities with Awesome Porn Names"


1 year 10 months ago

yup, where the Penelope Cruz…..??

clarkcountycriminalcops
2 years 7 days ago

Star of Boy Meets World

RIDER STRONG

wren
2 years 5 months ago

I can’t believe no one mentioned Hugh Jackman. Best. Porn. Name. Ever.

Thor
2 years 7 months ago

Krystal Ball ( msnbc )

Jaz
3 years 27 days ago

Um Hello….OLIVIA WILDE