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Top 10 Celebrities with Awesome Porn Names

Thu, Mar 8, 2012

Celebrities, Pop Culture

A recent article in Salon about trends in porn names (disturbingly, there is apparently a “direct correlation between trendy baby names and porn stars‚Äô names”) got us thinking about celebrities whose names are perfectly designed for a post-career-slump porno. Here are our top 10 favorite male and female celebrities with porn names:

  1. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (she even spells Tiffani with an i!)
  2. Tiffani Thiessen (sorry, Tiff, but your new “grownup” moniker is barely less porny than the original)
  3. Britney Spears
  4. Scarlett Johansson
  5. Megan Fox
  6. Demi Moore (the “classy” porn star name)
  7. Lisa Bonet
  8. Evangeline Lilly (the “sophisticated” porn star name)
  9. Angelina Jolie
  10. Courteney Cox

Read the men’s Top 10 list at SUNfiltered

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13 Responses to “Top 10 Celebrities with Awesome Porn Names”

  1. Amrita Says:

    Britney Spear and Angelina Jolie should be on top…………

  2. sofia Says:

    January Jones

  3. ThisGuy Says:

    Whitney Cummings

  4. Hans Says:

    Brittany Snow?

  5. sage Says:

    Cobie Smulders?

  6. nee Says:

    Selena gomez?

  7. sr123 Says:

    It works for men too:

    obvious:
    Dick Armey
    Vin Diesel
    Andy Dick
    Lance Armstrong

    2-syllable:
    Brad Pitt
    Tom Cruise
    Jack Black

    and pretty much the entire ’88 Bears, namely:
    Dick Butkus

  8. emandlo Says:

    How could we have forgotten these?

    DL Hugely (in this case, the “g” would not be silent)

    The Bush Twins

    Magic Johnson (of course)

  9. Jaz Says:

    Um Hello….OLIVIA WILDE

  10. Thor Says:

    Krystal Ball ( msnbc )

  11. wren Says:

    I can’t believe no one mentioned Hugh Jackman. Best. Porn. Name. Ever.

  12. clarkcountycriminalcops Says:

    Star of Boy Meets World

    RIDER STRONG

  13. John Smith Says:

    yup, where the Penelope Cruz…..??


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