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More Haiki Horos for the Week of May 7th

Mon, May 7, 2012


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aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
If you make new friends,
Don’t tell them you like sploshing . . .
Until you know them.

taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
Stubborness ain’t cool
In the romance department.
You must give to get.

gemini (May 21st-June 21st)
You may be horny,
But you’ve got to keep it real.
One-night stands suck dog.

cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd)
Organized events
Are sexier than you think.
Get involved; get laid.

leo (July 23rd-Aug. 22nd)
Much like a haiku,
Give little away with words.
Mystery is rad.

virgo (Aug. 23rd-Sept. 22nd)
Friends make good lovers.
Well, not all friends qualify.
Proceed with caution.

libra (Sept. 23rd-Oct. 23rd)
Like a leaf falling,
Go your own unique way down,
Others will follow.

scorpio (Oct. 24th-Nov. 22nd)
You are smarty-pants.
Hot-pants likes your tarty rants.
Don’t forget condoms.

sagittarius (Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st)
If you want to charm,
Do not try to disarm them
With your machismo.

capricorn (Dec. 22nd-Jan. 20th)
Ready, set, go, dude!
Someone special ‚ÄĒ or butt plugs ‚ÄĒ
Are at the finish.

aquarius (Jan. 21st-Feb. 18th)
Is knocking on your front door.
Open it slowly.

pisces (Feb. 19th-Mar. 20th)
They say they’re single.
Who are you to believe them?
Truth eludes us all.


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