Top 10 Celebrities with the Best Porn Star Names, Round 2

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In response to our post “Top 10 Celebrities with Awesome Porn Names,” we got enough great additional ideas to warrant round two!

1) January Jones (thx to Sofia)

2) Whitney Cummings (thx to ThisGuy)

3) Cobie Smulders (thx to Sage)

the next 4 thx to sr123:

4) Dick Armey (ed note: after all, the guy is a total dick)

5) Andy Dick

6) Tom Cruise

7) Pretty much the entire ’88 Bears, namely: Dick Butkus

and the rest are from us, we couldn’t resist:

8) D.L. Hugely (in this case, the “g” would not be silent)

9) The Bush Twins

10) Magic Johnson (of course)


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