Advice from three ofÂ EMandLO.comâ€™sÂ guy friends. This week they answer the following: “Women put up with female nudity in movies all the time, but guys freak if there’s the occasional male butt – what gives?“ To ask the guys your own question,Â click here.
Married Straight Guy (Fred): Do men freak? Maybe the ones who do are afraid of their own inner latent homosexuality? More likely, they make displays of disapproval to prove to the world that they’re not gay — which just makes them seem gay, in a repressed way. Homophobia has that effect. The men who quietly freak on the inside when confronted with attractive male nudity do so for the same reasons women quietly freak on the inside when they’re bombarded by attractive female nudity: it makes you feel insecure and inadequate, and makes you worry that the significant other watching the movie/show/art with you would prefer that naked ideal over you. Women just have more practice at dealing with these negative feelings because female nudity is so much more prevalent. Which begs the question: why is female nudity so much more prevalent? My main theory is that guys are much more visually sexually driven than women (women usually close their eyes when they masturbate, men usually want to look at something) and so injecting female nudity in entertainment, even when it’s not necessary to the story, makes the whole thing more enjoyable for guys, it amps them up, so it can turn, say, a good movie into a really good if not great movie for them (like someone was occasionally tickling their balls while they watched). I’m not sure the same would be true for women. And certainly men outnumber women when it comes to the people making the big decisions in the entertainment industry.
Single Straight Guy (Megan):Â There is a lot that goes on in the man cave that women arenâ€™t privy to.Â Just like men arenâ€™t allowed into the quilting circle and donâ€™t see how women relate to other women when men arenâ€™t around, women donâ€™t see how men relate to other men when women arenâ€™t around.Â Men judge each other, but they do it discreetly and viciously.Â There are old standards and expectations that weâ€™ve inherited and that we were born into without our consent.Â Men expect other men to be the bread winners, to be the head of household, to be athletic, to be manly and on and on.Â You know the image.Â What you donâ€™t know is that men who donâ€™t stand up to the image are passive-aggressively ridiculed by other men and cast out of the man cave.Â They arenâ€™t invited to office lunches anymore.Â They arenâ€™t invited to private parties.Â They arenâ€™t called to have beers with the guys unless there is some woman friend of yours they want to hit on.Â Itâ€™s archetypal.Â Part of that archetype is for â€śproperâ€ť straight men to be anti-gay.Â Itâ€™s not necessarily a conscious, deliberate thing, but there is an unconscious pressure from the man cave that creates anxiety when men, for example, see other men naked.Â I can appreciate a good, firm ass.Â It gives me something to strive for.Â I mean, have you ever seen Baryshnikov in his prime? His butt is like a cantaloupe that was sliced in half.Â For this appreciation, however, I donâ€™t really get asked out with guys very often.
CommittedÂ Gay Guy (Dwayne):Â I love to see a guyâ€™s naked butt 10 feet tall on a movie screen and would love to see more.Â Â I think the issue goes back toÂ Pope Paul IVÂ turning the church away from its more sinful past by addingÂ marbleÂ and plaster fig leaves to groins of all the nude male statues in the Vatican.Â Â Blame religion.
Our â€świse guysâ€ť are a rotating group of contributors, some of whom wish to remain anonymous and some of whom like the attention. This week’s Committed GayÂ Guy is Dwayne Resnick, a mid-20th-century decorative arts dealer in NY’s Hudson Valley; our Single Straight Guy is The Meeglet blogger Megan, a former librarian whose Men of the Stacks calendar benefits the It Gets Better Project.Â To ask the guys your own question, click here.