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Your Weekly Horoscopes: One-Word Advice

Mon, Jul 16, 2012

Horoscopes

photo by Simply Schmoopie

If brevity is the soul of wit, maybe it’s the heart of all decent horoscopes. Learn your word, love your word, live your word this week. Read between the letters. Use it in a sentence.

aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
Hesitate

taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
Confess.

gemini (May 21st-June 21st)
Discriminate (not in the racist way, of course, but in the having-standards way).

cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd)
Pursue.

leo (July 23rd-Aug. 22nd)
Decompress.

virgo (Aug. 23rd-Sept. 22nd)
Express.

libra (Sept. 23rd-Oct. 23rd)
Investigate.

scorpio (Oct. 24th-Nov. 22nd)
Abstain.

sagittarius (Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st)
Convince.

capricorn (Dec. 22nd-Jan. 20th)
Abort (as in the mission).

aquarius (Jan. 21st-Feb. 18th)
Mingle.

pisces (Feb. 19th-Mar. 20th)
Bond.

 

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