In response to the Wise Guy post “Is There Such a Thing as Too Much Porn?”, fellow Wise Guy Johnny jumped in to the fray and outlined the 5 ways a hetero guy can tell when he’s crossed the line:
Oh yeah. With my gal out of the country for ten days, I am currently in the throes of “too much porn.” I have been abusing myself like I was 18 again. She comes home in 2 days, so I cut myself off yesterday to restore my depleted vigors. How to determine what’s ‘too much porn’ is easy:
- Too much is when you watch for much longer than it takes to get a boner and jack off.
- Too much is when your stroking becomes increasingly furious yet your fluid output dwindles to practically nothing.
- Too much is when you couldn’t get laid even if your dream girl stormed your bedroom because you’re so wanked out.
- Too much is when you develop a sore on your penis
- Too much is when watching a beautiful young girl have sex is no longer enough, and you need to consume increasingly sick shit to get turned on.
I could go on, but I feel like those are the main points.
Wed, Sep 12, 2012
Comment of the Week, Confessions