Wise Guys: Could Men Be Trusted to Take a Birth Control Pill?

Advice from three of EMandLO.com’s guy friends. This week they answer the following: “Would most guys take the birth control pill if it was available to them? When it does become available, should women trust guys to take it correctly, so it’s effective?” Ask the Wise Guys
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(Two of the guys, completely independently, came up with the idea the pills should taste like beer!)

Straight Married Guy (David Jacobs): Don’t know about most guys, but I’d certainly take birth control pills. And I suspect I’m not alone. In fact, I can’t recall ever having had a conversation with another guy about the joy of rubbers! Not a big fan myself — and I can’t imagine any other aficionado of the act is either. As to whether we could be trusted to take them regularly — who knows? Probably more of a crapshoot. But most guys don’t want kids and all the entanglement that goes along with them (until of course they do). And most guys can remember to shower, shave, pay their rent and cable bills with regularity, so why not this too? Perhaps they could make them bacon or beer flavored, or add THC. Or here’s a brilliant commercial possibility: time-release Viagra in each dose! Though that might just result in a constant half-staff boner…

Gay Married Guy (Jon Ross): Good question! I have no idea! The second part is easy though — woman should definitely NOT trust guys to take it correctly, and unfortunately they are the ones stuck with an unwanted pregnancy should it occur. Men can be forgetful, lazy, and lie — they will often say anything to get sex, and many wouldn’t hesitate to tell their partners they were on the pill if they thought it would get them lucky. However, I do think many men would be interested in taking a birth control pill, depending on cost and any side effects, of course. Avoiding baby mama drama is often high on a thinking man’s priority list.

Straight Single Guy (Adam): I’m going to make a few assumptions in answering this hypothetical. Assumption 1: The male birth control pill would be equally effective as the female birth control pill. Assumption 2: The potential health risks/benefits of the male birth control pill would be equal to the potential health risks/benefits of the female birth control pill. Assumption 3: Condoms have been uninvented.

I don’t mean to suggest that, from a moral standpoint, these are the things it should take for “most guys” to take birth control pills. It’s just that in order for that to happen in the current world we live in — a world where 80% of women in the United States have already taken birth control pills at least one time in their lives (I looked that one up!), a world where men are viewed, perhaps unfairly, as more promiscuous and irresponsible when it comes to sex and birth control, and a world where condoms exist to not only aid in birth control but to also decrease the likelihood of contracting most STDs and STIs — it would take an enormous cultural shift for the majority of men to start taking birth control pills.

That said, I might take them if they tasted like beer, which should tell you all you need to know to answer your second question.

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8 Comments on "Wise Guys: Could Men Be Trusted to Take a Birth Control Pill?"


Mactek
2 years 9 months ago

I would literally buy as much stock as possible in the company that makes a male pill. I would take out loans. Visit loan sharks. Borrow from family. Pawn all my valuable belongings and sell my car to raise cash to put into that single stock.

AND I WOULD BE RICH!!!

Yes, men would be forever unburdened by the risk of pregnancy in such a profound way it would alter the course of mankind. Then the apocalypse would happen.

2 years 11 months ago

While I think the stereotype of irresponsible men is overblown it is a prevalent-enough concern that something could be done about it.

I’ve always loved the idea of a test strip sort of like those fertility or pregnancy test strips that could be used to confirm male infertility. It could be something really simple like a test for live-sperm byproducts in semen or “pre-come.” Or it could be a saliva or urine test for breakdown products of the contraceptive itself.

I’d add that while suspicion might be one good market driver an even better one would be so, you know, men and/or partners could use it to confirm that the contraception they want to be using is working as advertised and that it’s safe to forgo other contraception. (And yes, obviously, this assumes that it’s also safe to forgo protection from other transmissions. Which still suggests that, like The Pill for women, it’s a form of contraception best reserved for long-term or otherwise secure relationships.)

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Melody
2 years 11 months ago

I think the main problem would be would you believe it if a guy said he was on the pill?

I wouldn’t know cause the whole not having sex thing I have going on, but I wonder if ladies would?

Maybe only in a relationship?

jillian
2 years 11 months ago

OK, here’s the thing: if you can’t trust the man to be taking BC faithfully when he says he is, then you also can’t trust him to be STD-free when he says he is, which means you really, really shouldn’t be having condom-free sex with him anyway. Actually, you maybe shouldn’t be having sex with him at all, because condoms do break.

Irene
2 years 11 months ago

Okay, Assumption 3 is plain weird. Men use condoms now for STI prevention and second-method backup when women say they’re using birth control. Women require condom use for STI prevention and second-method backup when they KNOW they’re using birth control. I’m not saying these practices are universal, but they’re common and normative now. Why would any of this change if it were the guy who were on the pill?

There are men now who are perfectly prepared to sabotage their partners’ birth control, or just refuse to use condoms even when their partners — this happens most often with young teens — have no access to other birth control. It’s called “reproductive coercion” and it’s pretty horrible. Yes, a male birth control pill would give these [expletives] another thing to lie about, but it wouldn’t increase their numbers.