Em & Lo's RSS Feed Em & Lo's Daily Email Feed Be Our Facebook Friend! Follow Us on Twitter!

Good Vibes Sex Toys

Buy on Amazon Kindle!

Christmas Story Lamp on Amazon


Your Hamlet Horoscopes: 09-17-12

Mon, Sep 17, 2012

Horoscopes

grandcentral_ceiling_421photo by Simply Schmoopie

aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
“This is the very ecstasy of love.” (II, i)

taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
“There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, / Than are dreamt up in your philosophy.” (I, v)

gemini (May 21st-June 21st)
“Get thee to a nunnery.” (III, i)

cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd)
“Give it an understanding, but no tongue.” (I, ii)

leo (July 23rd-Aug. 22nd)
“Doubt thou the stars are fire; / Doubt that the sun doth move; / Doubt truth to be a liar; / But never doubt I love.” (II, ii)

virgo (Aug. 23rd-Sept. 22nd)
“All is not well; / I doubt some foul play.” (I, ii)

libra (Sept. 23rd-Oct. 23rd)
“Come, give us a taste of your quality.” (II, ii)

scorpio (Oct. 24th-Nov. 22nd)
“I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; / God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another.” (III, i)

sagittarius (Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st)
“Season your admiration for a while.” (I, ii)

capricorn (Dec. 22nd-Jan. 20th)
“Assume a virtue if you have it not.” (III, iv)

aquarius (Jan. 21st-Feb. 18th)
“Beware/ Of entrance to a quarrel, but, being in, / Bear ‘t that th’ opposed may beware of thee. Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice; / Take each man’s censure, but reserve thy judgement.” (I, iii)

pisces (Feb. 19th-Mar. 20th)
“To the noble mind / Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.” (III, i)

 

Leave a Reply