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Wise Guys: Best Halloween Costume You’ve Ever Seen a Woman Wear?

Tue, Oct 23, 2012

Advice, Wise Guys

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Advice from three of EMandLO.com‚Äôs¬†guy friends. This week they answer the following:¬†“What’s the best Halloween costume you’ve ever seen a woman wear?”

chris_diclericoStraight Single Guy (Chris): I once saw a nerdy Lisa Loeb-looking girl dressed in a full R2-D2 costume. It was elaborately constructed, included a drink holder, a bench to sit down, electronic beeping noises, and a glory hole. A GLORY HOLE. Absolutely amazingly nerd-sexy.

Gay Single Guy (Angelo Nikolopoulos of The White Swallow):   By far, little Edie (aka Edith Bouvier Beale from Grey Gardens), complete with a sweater-wig, gold brooch, and crazy eyes. Which is to say, no straight man will go near you. BUT: all the gays will lose it over you on 7th avenue (so recluse chic!).

Straight Committed Guy (Johnny): Slutty Dorothy! On second thought, Slutty Native American! No, Slutty Tinkerbell! Actually, Slutty Zombie!

Anything sexually provocative. Let your freak flag fly. Wear something you never normally would. Be scandalous. Leave your gender politics at home. Make your guy take it off too! Anyone who judges you on Halloween is a cranky old frump.

See our HALLOWEEN ISSUE for more spooky, sexy fun!

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Our ‚Äúwise guys‚ÄĚ are a rotating group of contributors, some of whom wish to remain anonymous and some of whom like the attention. This week‚Äôs Gay Guy is Angelo Nikolopoulos, host of an NYC queer reading series The White Swallow; Straight Single Guy is blogger Chris DiClerico; and our Straight Committed Guy is regular EMandLO.com commenter, Johnny. To ask the guys your own question, click here.

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3 Responses to “Wise Guys: Best Halloween Costume You’ve Ever Seen a Woman Wear?”

  1. Dannie Says:

    Hey, Em and Lo? The question here certainly does not match the answers…

  2. emandlo Says:

    Thanks for catching Dannie — it’s fixed now!

  3. jim Says:

    all time best, for me at least – the bartender at Red Rocks was wearing white cotton panties and button down oxford shirt. It didn’t hurt that she was a really pretty girl to boot.

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