 Taylor Swift cannot write a bad pop song. She apparently can’t write a song about anything other than breakups, either. While we are shameless Swifties, we’d definitely like to see her branch out more — if not to different subject matter, then at least to some more honest, less PG-13 tales of heartbreak. Here are some examples of the kind of breakup songs we’d love to see on her next platinum album:
- “Should Have Said the Safeword”
- “I May Miss You But My Cervix Won’t (Jackhammer)”
- “Pee on Me? Shame on You”
- “GGG, OMG”
- “You’re Vanilla, I’m Kinky, I Love You, Farewell”
- “Don’t Leave Me Breathless (The Erotic Asphyxiation Song)”
- “My Ears Are Not a Steering Wheel”
- “I Didn’t Wet the Bed, Der (Get Some Sex Ed, Sir)”
- “Faked It Every Time”
- “Size Doesn’t Matter (But That Don’t Mean I Won’t Sing About It)”
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