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Top 10 Things You Never Want to Hear After a First Kiss

Wed, Apr 17, 2013

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10. No way, you had spinach for lunch too?!

9. I think I swallowed your filling.

8. Thanks, I’d been meaning to floss.

7. Care for a mint?


6. Can I have a Kleenex? I’ve got a saliva mustache now.

5. Here’s a Kleenex. You’ve got a little booger.

4. Cold sores aren’t the same thing as oral herpes, right?

3. That reminds me, I have to do a go home and do my laundry.

2. Huh.

1. My mom would love you.

 

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