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17 Things We WISH Occurred Only Every 17 Years (Or Less)

Tue, May 28, 2013

Memes, Pop Culture

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The bizarre, unsettling cicada invasion got us thinking about all the other kinds of things that would be way easier to handle if they occurred only every 17 years…

  1. A D-list reality TV star’s sex tape is “accidentally” distributed.
  2. UTI’s.
  3. Someone says “I’ll call you” and never does.
  4. Reverse wheelbarrow sex.
  5. A douche-bag ex has the kind of earth-shaking sex that makes them feel like they just invented a whole new act.
  6. Ryan Lochte’s abs get network TV coverage.
  7. Periods.
  8. “Negging” a woman on the pick-up scene actually works.
  9. A woman fakes her orgasm with a man she loves.
  10. Crabs.
  11. Dry-humping on the dance floor.
  12. Divorce.
  13. Sex parties with a cold cuts buffet.
  14. Yeast infections.
  15. The condom breaks.
  16. Someone loses the key to the police-issue handcuffs.
  17. Heartbreak.

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