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What Your Horoscope Thinks You Should Be for Halloween

Mon, Oct 28, 2013


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This week, we at¬†EMandLO.com¬†have interpreted the stars’ divine advice as it pertains to Halloween costume choice¬†‚ÄĒ ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)¬†
aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
You’ll be on fire this week, adding spice to everything you touch. Costume: Hot sauce.
taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
You need to be more social in order to find love. Costume: Julie McCoy from “The Love Boat” (complete with wig).
gemini (May 21st-June 21st)
You’re unsure of your romantic feelings this week — don’t make any solid commitments. Costume: Low-resolution, pixelated image.
cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd)
Keeping secrets is no way to kick off (or maintain) a relationship. Costume: An open book.
leo (July 23rd-Aug. 22nd)
You really like to move your body — use it to your advantage this week. Costume: Miley Cyrus at the VMAs.
virgo (Aug. 23rd-Sept. 22nd)
You’re really quite awkward — use it to your advantage this week. Costume: Miley Cyrus at the VMAs.
libra (Sept. 23rd-Oct. 23rd)
Wherever you go this week, you’ll leave quite an impression — one that’ll be hard to resist by interested parties. Costume: Vincent van Gogh painting
scorpio (Oct. 24th-Nov. 22nd)
Your sense of humor will be your strongest asset this week in attracting and inspiring love. Costume: Anything like this.
sagittarius (Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st)
You’ll be feeling like a bit of a spoiled, precocious baby when it comes to getting what you want out of love. Costume: Honey Boo Boo.
capricorn (Dec. 22nd-Jan. 20th)
You need to open up your mind and be willing to try new things in order to keep things romantically interesting. Costume: The Gimp.
aquarius (Jan. 21st-Feb. 18th)
Probably not the best week for you to meet someone new. Costume: Any feminine hygiene product.
pisces (Feb. 19th-Mar. 20th)
It’s all drama, drama, drama for you in the relationship department this week. Costume: Roy Lichtenstein painting.

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