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Dream Interpretation: I Was Wearing a Flaccid Strap-On

Wed, Dec 4, 2013

Advice, Dream Interpretation

Other people’s dreams are never interesting…except when they’re about sex. Each week, our dream analyst Lauri Loewenberg tells one lucky reader what their dirty dream means. Got a dream you want Lauri to analyze? Click here to submit it. This week, a reader asks Lauri:

The other day, my boyfriend told me he dreamed I was wearing a strap-on. The catch is, it was a flaccid penis rather than a hard one. What could this possibly mean?

Lauri:¬†Since it’s his dream, you’ll have to do your best to get inside his head for me. Now, I will assume that you guys are not into gender-bending roleplay in the bedroom, in which case this dream seemed to have come out of left field, correct? If so, the flaccid strap on — which would likely be an abysmal failure in the sex toy market — is more about your male assertive energy.

This dream seems to suggest that your boyfriend feels that you have the ability to “put on” an assertive role in your life, an ability to “stand up” for yourself and be “firm” when you need to but, instead, you are being “soft” and meek. It may be regarding one particular instance rather than in general, but nonetheless, it seems your honey believes in you but you aren’t fully applying yourself. In other words, “man up,” sista!

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One Response to “Dream Interpretation: I Was Wearing a Flaccid Strap-On”

  1. Guest Says:

    Maybe he’s gay.


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