This is the first installment of our five-part series on sexy gift giving. We start here with the affordable gifts around 10 bucks, then, over the next few posts, we’ll work our way up with gifts priced around $25, $50,¬†$100¬†and $150+. They’re not all sex toys, so you’re sure to find something for every adult on your shopping list!
For the child of the ’80s:
The hottest member of one of the best bands from the ’80s tells his tale of rock’n'roll, sin, and redemption — with lots of pics!
For the foodie:
Don’t let them bring their garlic fingers to bed.
For the sex toy collector:
Help them keep their toys shiny and new (and 99.9% germ free)!
For the tech geek:
There are few things sexier than neatly arranged power cords and charging accessory cables.
For the sausage lover:¬†
150 massively endowed models from the 1940s through the 90s. Not that size matters.
For the butt man (or woman):
150-plus pics of female badonkadonk.
For the facial hair grower:
A smooth face — all the better to kiss you with.
For the wine aficionado/alchy:
“Drink wine. This is life eternal…” It could also be love eternal after you give this gift. Plus, 1,534 Amazon reviewers can’t be wrong.
For the tensed up:
Burn the candle, blow out the flame, and drizzle.
For the “Fifty Shades” fan:
We didn’t write this review, we swear!: “Em & Lo are irreverent, smart and funny feminists out to demystify the world of kink. Best of all, I caught up on all the juicy info and how-tos without enduring the pain of reading a single page of the Fifty Shades trilogy! Smartly written in an A-Z dictionary style with the book’s other terms usefully bolded throughout. Also loved the sometimes hilarious illustrations.”
For the traveling businessman:
For when you can’t be with the one you love. Peel the outer layer like you would a hard-boiled egg, then crack open the shell to reveal an ‚Äúona-cup‚ÄĚ — each one offers a unique internal texture. Get different strokes from different yolks!