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Em & Lo’s Sexy Holiday Gift Guide: Big Spender Edition

Thu, Dec 12, 2013

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This is the fifth & final installment of our five-part series on sexy gift giving this holiday season. We started with the affordable gifts around 10 bucks, followed by gifts priced around $20,¬†$50¬†and $100, and now we’re at the $150 and over mark. They’re not all sex toys, so you’re sure to find something for every adult on your shopping list!

 

1.
For the music lover:

 

 

 

 

 

 

KOHLER K-9245-CP 2.5 GPM Moxie Showerhead and Wireless Speaker, Polished Chrome

This showerhead with wireless rechargeable speaker streams your personalized music playlists, like your “Barry White Love Songs” list. Aw yeah.

$150

 

2.
For the music snob:

 

Bose SoundLink Mini Bluetooth Speaker

Excellent audio performance from the portable, wireless and most compact Bose speaker available — its 7-hour battery life will outlast your Sting-esque tantra sessions.

$199

3.
For the tablet addict:

 

 

 

 

All-New Kindle Fire HDX 8.9″ Tablet

Light large-screen tablet, with HDX display, ultra-fast performance, and front and rear cameras — you know, just a trifle.

$379

 

4.
For the one with a good eye:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Canon EOS Rebel T3 12.2 MP CMOS Digital SLR with 18-55mm IS II Lens and EOS HD Movie Mode

We’re pretty sure that jargon translates into “takes excellent naughty photos.”

$350

 

5.
For the TV junkie:

 

 

 

 

 

TiVo Roamio Pro HD Digital Video Recorder and Streaming Media Player (TCD840300)

Replace their user-unfriendly cable-based DVR with something more elegant. Makes cuddle time on the couch that much more enjoyable.

$574

 

6.
For the rock star (wannabe):

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Schecter Damien Special Electric Guitar – Crimson Red

You can play out your groupie fantasies.

$500

 

7.
For the uber-fit:

 

Nike+ SportWatch GPS Powered by TomTom

Put accurate time, pace/speed, BPMs, heart rate, calories burned, and distance information right in their hands. Then they’ll be putty in¬†your¬†hands.

$166

 

8.
For the one with the “bad back” (wink wink):

 

 

 

 

 

The Smart Wand Body Massager

Give her an upgrade from her beat-up old Hitachi Magic Wand.

$169

 

9.
For the one with cold feet: 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nest Learning Thermostat

They’ll be able to control their home temperature remotely from a smartphone, laptop or tablet so their love nest will be all warm and cozy when they return home — with or without a guest.

$249

 

10.
For the Christian Grey:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Majestic International Men’s Wesley Robe

Wrap your fella in 100% grey silk and let the “Fifty Shades” scenes practically roleplay themselves.

$200

 

11.
For the woman who has everything:

 

 

 

 

LELO’s Exclusive 24-Karat Gold Plated Pleasure Object, “Olga”

This gold-plated pleasure object comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box, complete with manual, satin pouch for stylish storage and a 1-year LELO warranty.

only $3,490!

 

12.
For the man who has everything:

 

 

 

 

LELO’s Distinguished Gentleman’s Plug, “Earl”

This male-G-spot massager comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box, accessorized with matching cufflinks (but of course), manual, satin pouch for stylish storage and a 1-year LELO warranty.

only $2,590!

 

Now go check out affordable gifts around 10 bucks, the $20 fare, the gifts priced around $50, and the $100 numbers. Happy shopping!

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