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Wax Lyrical About Oral, Win a LELO Ora!

Fri, Jan 24, 2014

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Earlier this week, we introduced you to the Ora, LELO’s brand new oral sex simulator. (And it’s actually elegant and sophisticated! Which isn’t at all surprising in a LELO toy — but it’s hugely surprising in an oral sex simulator.) Anyway, we have one of these gorgeous pleasure objects to give away, and all you have to do is woo us with your best haiku on oral sex! We’ll publish our favorite haikus here on EMandLO.com, and our very favorite of all will win an Ora by LELO. Here are the rules:

1. Post a haiku in the comments section below, or submit via our contact form here — enter as many times as you like! Just remember to follow the 5/7/5 syllable format.

2. Deadline is end of day Friday, January 31st (so we can get the winner’s toy out before V-Day!).

3. Bonus points for any haikus that are 100% metaphorical.

4. Bonus points for any haikus that feature images from nature.

5. Automatic disqualification for anything too graphic.

6. You must be 18 or over to enter.

8. When you fill out the comment section below or send us a haiku via our contact form, make sure you include a viable email address (which we will keep private) so we can contact you in case you win.

9. Winners who do not claim their prize by responding to the private email from Em & Lo within seven days forfeit their prize, at which time another best haiku will be chosen.

Happy Haiku-ing!

Read more about the Ora by LELO here




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89 Responses to “Wax Lyrical About Oral, Win a LELO Ora!”

  1. Monica A Says:

    Fire passes through me
    Underneath loves canopy
    Eat, live, be happy.

  2. Monica A Says:

    You are all for me
    You lap up my sweet nectar
    I am all for you

  3. Monica A Says:

    A love note for you –
    Spreading you across my desk,
    My tongue is the pen…

  4. Monica+A Says:

    Relax and let loose
    Lay back and enjoy the ride
    Fire works explode

  5. Monica A Says:

    A lick and a stroke
    The beat builds inside of me
    Euphoric release

  6. Monica A Says:

    Tantalizing tongue
    Touch, trace, twirl, tap, taste, thrust, tease,
    Tremors throughout me

  7. Monica+A Says:

    I moan, “Oh my God,”
    Bless my body with your tongue
    I am no angel

  8. Monica A Says:

    Whimpers pierce the air
    Slow and steady wins the race
    Crave your tongues embrace

  9. Monica A Says:

    Bursting on your tongue
    Sweet nectar like liquid gold
    Every muscle sighs

  10. Monica A Says:

    Oral sex haiku
    An Ora is what I need
    Oh, the things I’d do

  11. Erin D Says:

    Pages of my book
    Read in detail by your tongue
    The perfect bookmark

  12. Karah Says:

    Waves lap swollen shores
    Until the levee explodes,
    Chasing back the sea.

  13. Karah Says:

    I am the quiver
    Of sixty thousand starlings
    Pulsing as they soar.

  14. Karah Says:

    Her petals unfurl
    Under gray dawn’s humid kiss.
    The dew drops quiver.

  15. Karah Says:

    My lover descends:
    A velvet-tongued hummingbird,
    Earning my nectar.

  16. Karah Says:

    I’m a slip’n’slide,
    But don’t slip inside. That’s right –
    Stay down there and lick!

  17. Monica A Says:

    Your tongue like an oar
    Row my boat faster, harder
    Make me come ashore

  18. Monica+A Says:

    Tongue so pillow soft
    Swirl my dreams in my wet sea
    Nighttime therapy

  19. Pete Says:

    Each day starts so well
    Happy tunes play in her head
    She sings and/or hums

  20. Pete Says:

    The early morning
    welcomes a glow, warmth, and dew
    to the petunia

  21. Monica A Says:

    Mouth on my pistil
    I feel like a loaded gun
    Lick lick, bang bang boom

  22. Monica A Says:

    Taste my galaxy…
    Celestial chaos builds,
    Eyes closed…stars explode

  23. Karah Says:

    With closed eyes I see
    The shimmer of distant suns
    Lit by my pleasure.

  24. Karah Says:

    A haiku or two
    To get me off without you –
    Don’t mind if I do.

  25. Monica A Says:

    Soft butterfly tongue
    Wet kisses cause pouring rain
    Watch my flower bloom

  26. Monica A Says:

    iPhones makes me smirk;
    “FaceTime” just means something else –
    Him pleasuring me

  27. Monica A Says:

    iPhone makes me smirk;
    “FaceTime” just means something else –
    Him pleasuring me

  28. Inness Says:

    Flood rivers rising,
    A storm coaxing them forth to
    Shatter the levee

  29. Inness Says:

    Feels like the sweetest
    fist, clenching tighter inside
    me, quickly opens

  30. Jonathan D Says:

    Breathe in deep,
    Now time to release
    Moan, climax reached

  31. Jonathan D Says:

    A real tongue’s jealousy,
    Moaning makes the melody,
    Ora music

  32. Jonathan+D Says:

    Lonely nights ahead,
    Ora and a bed,
    It’s my NyQuil

  33. Jonathan D Says:

    Erotic thoughts of pleasure,
    Feelings beyond measure,
    Showers from my treasure

  34. Jonathan+D Says:

    Warm body and moist sheets,
    Inner explosions of ecstasy, turns
    into the sea

  35. Shon Says:

    Sweet brook swirls round
    Excited senses flooding
    Delighted nature

  36. Shon Says:

    A breath of wind comes
    It’s purpose to delight her
    The thrill then silence

  37. Heather Says:

    Kimi no uta,
    Yume no kaze desu,
    Subarashi yo.

    Your music,
    The wind in my dream,
    It’s wonderful.

  38. William Says:

    delicate motions
    back and forth carefully now
    small mouth big problem

    my better half did not do a good job describing the contest…

  39. Monica A Says:

    Lips part my wet sea
    Rolling tides, lap my sweet shore
    Oceans of pleasure

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