This is the fifth & final installment of¬†our five-part series on sexy gift giving¬†this holiday season. We started with the¬†affordable gifts around 10 bucks, followed by gifts priced around¬†$20,¬†$50¬†and¬†$100, and now we’re at the $150 and over mark. They’re not all sex toys, so you’re sure to find something for every adult on your shopping list!
For the banker:
This¬†vibrating couples’ ring, designed to satisfy even the Gordon Gekkos of the world, comes with 10 vibration settings, silver cufflinks and a money clip which reads “Always be closing.”
For the music snob:
Excellent audio performance from the portable, wireless and most compact Bose speaker available — its 7-hour battery life will outlast your Sting-esque tantra sessions.
For the tablet addict:
Light large-screen tablet, with HDX display, ultra-fast performance, and front and rear cameras — you know, just a trifle.
For the one with a good eye:
We’re pretty sure that jargon translates into “takes excellent naughty photos.”
For the TV junkie:
Replace their user-unfriendly cable-based DVR with something more elegant. Makes cuddle time on the couch that much more enjoyable.
For the rock star (wannabe):
You can play out your groupie fantasies.
For the uber-fit:
Put accurate time, pace/speed, BPMs, heart rate, calories burned, and distance information right in their hands. Then they’ll be putty in¬†your¬†hands.
For the one with the “bad back” (wink wink):
Give her an upgrade from her beat-up old Hitachi Magic Wand.
For the one with cold feet:¬†
They’ll be able to control their home temperature remotely from a smartphone, laptop or tablet so their love nest will be all warm and cozy when they return home — with or without a guest.
For the Christian Grey:
Wrap your fella in 100% grey silk and let the “Fifty Shades” scenes practically roleplay themselves.
For the woman who has everything:
This gold-plated pleasure object comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box, complete with manual, satin pouch for stylish storage and a 1-year LELO warranty. Only $3,490!
For the man who has everything:
This male-G-spot massager comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box, accessorized with matching cufflinks (but of course), manual, satin pouch for stylish storage and a 1-year LELO warranty. Only $2,590!