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Lelo’s Golden Kegel Balls Are Fifty Shades of Luxury

April 10, 2014

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The latest luxury product from our friends at LELO — and this one is no joke! — is a high-end version of their bestselling Luna Beads. Worn one or two at a time, Luna Beads Luxe are offered in either stainless steel or 20-karat gold, and their price points are pure Christian Grey (stainless steel retails for $2090; gold for $3090). Which makes them (a) the most exclusive pleasure beads in the world and (b) most likely out of your price range! But, hey, every vagina likes to splurge every now and then.

Like LELO’s original Luna Beads ($47) — and their stylish counterpart, Luna Beads Noir ($34) — these golden kegel balls (seriously, isn’t it worth the investment just to say you own a pair of golden kegel balls?!) respond to a woman’s movements while she wears them, subtly vibrating internally. And if they’re worn regularly over time, they lead to longer and stronger orgasms. (Hello? Priceless!)

Christian Grey famously told Anastasia that he would like to dictate her gym schedule, in order to keep her in shape for marathon kinky sex sessions. We’re pretty sure he would have assigned her a kegel workout with Luna Beads Luxe, too, had they been available at the time. Possible plot twist for the movie, perhaps? Also, can we all please now agree to show up to the cinema for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie actually wearing our kegel balls? That way we’re guaranteed some pleasure from the experience, no matter how bad the dialogue turns out to be.

In LELO’s own words,  Luna Beads Luxe ”offer a daring and tantalizing look into a world that knows no limits. A world where innermost desires are created, pursued and ultimately achieved. Worn one or two at a time, the 20-karat gold beads vibrate in harmony with the wearer’s movements, rewarding her choice to indulge this secret fantasy. As the most luxurious addition to foreplay, this beautiful set is the ultimate expression of one’s innermost fantasies.” The set is part of LELO’s Luxe Collection, which also includes the $15,000 Inez, the most exclusive vibrator ever made. (Guaranteed to make your other sex toys feel shabby and insignificant!)

Here’s what you get for your money with the Luna Beads Luxe:

• A Discreet Taste of Luxury for Sensational Couples’ Play
• Limitless Versatility for Fun Inside and Outside the Bedroom
• 2 x 47g Beads with Soft Silicone Girdle
• 2-year Warranty and 10-year Guarantee

Not to mention the brag value of being able to drop the following line into casual conversation: I have a vagina of steel.

Read more about Luna Beads Luxe at LELO.com

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Is LELO’s 1st Ever Right-Handed Vibrator For Reals?

April 2, 2014

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Nope!

It was just another in a long line of clever Internet April Fool’s jokes yesterday. Last year, our favorite pleasure object creators — LELO — “put out” the world’s first Ikea-style sex toy called GÄSM; and this year they “invented” a squeezable vibrating object called DEXTRÜS that was supposed to allow right-handed people to tap into the as-yet-unrealized creativity, intelligence, and pleasure the left-handed have enjoyed since the dawn of mankind. Hey, it sounded cool to us! And even their fake banners looked beautiful and sophisticated (see below).

Even though there is no DEXTRÜS, there is still a grand prize: a $200 gift certificate to use at LELO.com! So a big CONGRATULATIONS to our winner drawn at random: Amanda B! And thanks to everyone else who entered our LELO contest — you came really close!

So pay attention to all our future LELO contests: even when they’re not real, you can still win big!

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Win the World’s First Ever Right-Handed Vibrator

March 27, 2014

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Are you left or right-handed? You probably already knew that your answer affects your creativity, intelligence, and odds of becoming President — but did you know it can also affect how much you enjoy sex? New research out of Sweden shows that left-handed people are up to 86% more sexually satisfied than their right-handed counterparts. This finding prompted LELO to launch DEXTRÜS, the world’s first ever right-handed vibrator. And we’re offering you the exclusive chance to win this brand new toy! (Scroll down for contest details.)

Custom-created for right-handed people, DEXTRÜS is LELO’s most groundbreaking project yet, with applications in both the bedroom and the workplace, allowing more than 90% of the world’s population to tap into the as-yet-unrealized creativity, intelligence, and pleasure that the left-handed have enjoyed since the dawn of mankind.

How DEXTRÜS Works:

  • FOR LEFT-HANDED ORGASMS: With new Right-Squeeze™ technology, right-handed users continually squeeze DEXTRÜS with their left-hand during lovemaking. Every squeeze causes DEXTRÜS to emit a series of randomized vibration patterns that allow the user to enter a left-handed and right-brained state of mind and double the intensity of their orgasm.
  • FOR A LEG-UP IN YOUR CAREER: DEXTRÜS is the first ever sex toy to penetrate the modern workplace, as users squeeze the silicone shell during meetings and brainstorming sessions to enhance their natural spontaneity. The whisper-quiet vibrations travel up the left arm as users squeeze DEXTRÜS to stimulate the right side of the brain, blocking out other distractions and encouraging more creative thought.

DEXTRÜS will cost $399 and will be available soon at LELO.com and other high-end retail outlets. But one lucky EMandLO.com reader will be first to try it out! Here’s how to enter our DEXTRÜS contest:

  • Mention and link to the world’s first right-handed pleasure object on Facebook and/or Twitter.
  • Let us know you’ve done so by mailing us a screenshot of each FB post/Tweet (on a Mac, Command+Shiftshift+4 lets you drag and capture an area of the screen; click here for instructions on taking screenshots on either a PC or a Mac).
  • The more you share, the greater your chances of winning! Deadline for entries is midnight on Tuesday, April 1st, Pacific Time.
  • We’ll announce the winner of the new $399 LELO toy soon thereafter!


 
 
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Baby It’s Cold Outside: 5 Toys to Warm You Up

March 6, 2014

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Summer lovin’ is all about al fresco sex and stripping down. Polar vortex sex, on the other hand, means hibernating with a loved one (or your own sweet self) and keeping things warm… or, better yet, hot. Here are five ways to do just that.

1. Blossom Organics Warming Lube ($15)
Warming lubricants often contain chemicals or artificial flavorings that can irritate sensitive lady parts (not to mention taste awful). This lube, on the other hand, is pH-balanced to mimic a woman’s natural chemistry, and contains no harsh parabens, petrochemicals, silicones, glycerin, alcohol, hormones, pesticides, artificial dyes, flavorings or fragrances. Phew! Organic botanical ingredients create the warmth in this lube that’s water-based and latex-friendly.

 

 

2. Ambiance Luxury Massage Candles ($24)
These scented soy wax candles can be drizzled over bare skin (be sure to blow out the flame first!) for a warm, sensual massage… or some saucy temperature play. Conveniently, the melting point of soy wax is too low to cause burns, but high enough to heat things up — and when it’s rubbed into the skin, it acts as a massage oil. Available in four cozy fragrances: Pear Vanilla, Warm Amber, Fresh Bouquet, and Juniper Lime.

 

 

3. Inferno Glass Dildo ($180)
This hand-crafted hard glass dildo — don’t worry, it’s made of sodalime glass, so it won’t shatter like a wine glass! — is colored to look like a flame, with textured tones of red and yellow — we’re warming up just looking at it. And the best thing about a glass dildo like this is that it can be warmed (or cooled, though we don’t recommend that in a Polar Vortex!) for sensation play — just run it under warm (not boiling) water. This dildo has a bulbous head, contoured concave shaft, and two bubble-like ridges at the opposite end for varying sensations. Not recommended for use in a harness.

 

4. Verspanken WaterWieners ($22.50)
This is an accessory for the Verspanken Masturbator for men ($40), which is a self-love toy that offers a guy varying pressures and textures. And now, with this accessory, the Verspanken can provide varying temperatures, too! The two liquid-filled inserts can be warmed in warm water (or cooled in the freezer if you’re a polar bear) to add a touch of temperature play to the guy’s masturbation experience.

 

 

5. Contour Ceramic Massage Stones ($25)
These massage stones by Jimmyjane are made of body-friendly porcelain, which means they can be warmed up (or cooled down, in summer) for added sensation. Better yet, you can pour warm massage oil into the dome, transforming the massager into a spout that lets you drizzle the oil onto your partner. The creative shape allows for both long, smooth strokes and also deep-tissue massage techniques and pressure point stimulation. Plus, the ceramic is non-porous, meaning these stones are super easy to clean.

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3 Ways to Win 3 Different Lelo’s This International Women’s Day

March 4, 2014

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In honor of International Women’s Day this Saturday, March 8th, LELO is giving away premium pleasure items for free, as a sort of ‘thank you’ for all the incredible gains, triumphs and advances in female empowerment that have made LELO possible.

If you’re a user of PinterestTwitter or Facebook (or all three), then you’ve got a great chance of winning an amazing new LELO for yourself. Each social media platform gives you a chance to win a different LELO, with every 100 entries seeing us giving away another prize – take part in all three and increase your chances of winning! See the details for each entry method below.

You can also take advantage of great savings at LELO.com with discount code EMLO14, good for 20% OFF until Monday, March 10th.

 

PIN TO WIN HULA Beads™

Win Hula Beads on Pinterest

Pin one – or all three – of the images in the Pinterest section of this LELO page, and for every one hundred pins LELO will give away one set of HULA Beads™, their rotating and vibrating pleasure beads. Simply place your cursor over the image you want and click ‘Pin it’, and keep it hashtagged #LELOVEWOMEN so LELO can find your Pin!

 

 

RETWEET TO WIN ORA™

Win Ora on twitter

Win the amazing new ORA™ personal massager by retweeting the tweet you see below. Again, for every 100 retweets, LELO adds another ORA™ to the prize pool, so tell all the members of your TwitFam!

 

 

COMMENT ON FACEBOOK TO WIN IDA™

win IDA on facebook

Entries on Facebook are eligible to win LELO’s revolutionary couples’ massager IDA™, which rotates and vibrates to make lovemaking even more fantastic for both him and her.

So tell LELO in the Facebook comments at the bottom of this LELO pagewho’s the most inspiring woman you look up to? Every 100 replies means another winner – feel free to tell your friends!

 

 

And don’t forget to take advantage of great savings at LELO.com with discount code EMLO14, good for 20% OFF until Monday, March 10th!

 



Fifty Shades of… Vanilla?

February 13, 2014

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Back in January we wrote about new research from LELO showing that the kinky sex revolution is waning: Sales of toys such as whips and teasers reached a plateau in the last quarter of 2013, compared with a 50% increase over the same period in 2012. Meanwhile, sales of premium couples massagers and vibrating couples’ rings worn during intercourse increased by 82%, compared with the same period last year.

Anyway, we promised at the time that even more research was forthcoming from LELO, with some initial findings from their 2014 Global Sex Survey. One of our favorite stats so far: One in five women has been involved in a threesome — double that of 2012’s findings — but a whopping 80% of women said that making their fantasies real didn’t live up to their expectations. One to grow on, folks.

In case you were worried that this trend toward “vanilla” sex means we’ll all end up lying back and thinking of England, fear not! This is fifty shades of vanilla (with a cherry on top), which includes everything from threeways to love rings to clitoral vibrators. In other words, this might not be Christian Grey territory, but it’s certainly not your parents’ vanilla sex life, either.

The survey is open for the rest of the 2014 — click here to take part yourself (and you’ll get 20% off your next LELO purchase!). In the meantime, check out the infographic below for even more stats from the LELO sex survey so far…

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The Best Naughty Valentine’s Day Gift Sets

February 10, 2014

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1.

For the Massage Junkie:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rub Me The Right Way Kit, $39

  • 1 Ambiance Massage Candle Pear Vanilla
  • 1 Lust Dust Honey Vanilla
  • 1 Rub Me Massage Bar Morning Dew
  • 1 Devour Me Lickable Body Oil Pina Colada
  • 1 Relax Me Fizzy Ball French Vanilla

2.

For the Fifty Shades Fan:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dare Me Pleasure Set, $119

  • Luna Beads Noir
  • Sensua Suede Whip black
  • Etherea Silk Cuffs Black

3.

For the Traveling Business Man:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Members Only Kit, $19

  • 1 Please Stroke Cream 1/2 oz.
  • 1 Tenga Egg Masturbation Sleeve
  • 1 RingO Rangler Stretchy Penis Ring
  • 1 Please Liquid Lube 5mL sample
  • 1 Please Cream Lube 5mL sample
  • 1 Please Gel Lube 5mL sample

4.

For the Lazy Lover:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Adore Me Pleasure Set, $139

  • Mia 2 Rechargeable USB Vibrator in Red
  • Intima Silk Blindfold in Red
  • Sutra Chain Link Cuffs in Red

5.

For the Backdoor-Curious:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prostate Pleasure Kit, $75

  • The Ultimate Guide To Prostate Pleasure: Erotic Exploration For Men And Their Partners
  • Aneros MGX
  • Please Gel Lubricant 2oz

 

6.

For the Uninitiated:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hearts on Fire Kit, $18

  • 1 Waterproof Mini Bullet Vibrator
  • 1 Ignite Me Massage Candle 1 oz
  • 1 Mini Rub Me Massage Bar 1 oz
  • 1 Please Warming Lubricant Sample 5 ml


And the LELO for Best Oral Sex Haiku Goes To…

February 4, 2014

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Thank you for your many, many entries into our LELO Oral Sex Haiku Contest! You guys sure do like oral (or oral sex simulators… or LELO pleasure objects of any kind). And thank you especially for heeding to our wishes to leave the explicit stuff on the cutting room floor. Instead, you used beautiful images (from petals unfurling to hummingbirds descending), clever metaphors (from the tide’s arrival to a good book), and a sense of humor (blatant pandering, “FaceTime”) — and one of you even submitted a haiku in Japanese, with an English translation. Now that’s the way we like to haiku about oral sex!

We were incredibly torn when it came to picking a winner, but in the end it came down to Monica A., because she submitted so many wonderful haikus — thirty-seven in total, and any one of them could have been a winner. Congratulations to Monica, she wins a LELO Ora! (And not just because she managed to get “Em and Lo dot com” and “Ora” in a single haiku!) Monica, we hope you receive many years of pleasure — and not a single broken heart or complaint about “high-maintenance demands” — from  your oral sex simulator.

Below Monica’s winning entry, you’ll find our Thirty-Three Honorable Mentions. Yes, thirty-frickin’-three: You guys rocked this one!

THE WINNER:

Mouth on my pistil
I feel like a loaded gun
Lick lick, bang bang boom
– Monica A.

TOP 33 HONORABLE MENTIONS (in no particular order):

How about you go
first and then do me…ok
fine, we’ll sixty-nine.
– Colleen

Pages of my book
Read in detail by your tongue
The perfect bookmark
– Erin D.

Em and lo dot com,
Oral pleasure makes me smile
Ora should be mine!
– Monica A.

I am the quiver
Of sixty thousand starlings
Pulsing as they soar.
– Karah

Kimi no uta,
Yume no kaze desu,
Subarashi yo.

Your music,
The wind in my dream,
It’s wonderful.
– Heather

Who cares about size
Does your tongue work properly?
If so, we’ll be fine
– Monica A.

Peering through the moss
You discover, of all things,
A pearl to be kissed
– Inness

iPhones make me smirk;
“FaceTime” just means something else –
Him pleasuring me
– Monica A.

Eager, lustful wolf
Approaches my flowing stream
Longingly takes sips
– Anna Nicole

What do you mean you
don’t do that? Seriously,
you’re kidding right? Next!
– Colleen

A love note for you –
Spreading you across my desk,
My tongue is the pen…
– Monica A.

ocean waves seduce
lapping at forbidden shores
high tide is coming
– Chris

You’re taller than I,
So it’s a unique pleasure,
Gripping your thick hair
– Inness

Waves lap swollen shores
Until the levee explodes,
Chasing back the sea.
– Karah

wave washed stones, polished
and smooth, as a love song from
the lovelorn ocean.
– Colleen

My lover descends:
A velvet-tongued hummingbird,
Earning my nectar.
– Karah

flickering so fast
flickering woodpecker, oh
wood dont stand a chance
– Tawana

glistening pink rose
peel back each lovely petal,
slowly, rise with sun
– Amy

drowning in a sea
first a ripple, a wave, crash
then floating in bliss
– Amy

A ring of Saturn
Continues to spin nonstop
beautiful colors
– Tawana

Explore the ocean
Search for the man in the boat
Ahoy! you found him
– Tawana

Just a few quick flicks
And I’m where I need to be
Just Ora and me
– Monica A.

Fire passes through me
Underneath love’s canopy
Eat, live, be happy.
– Monica A.

Two is a party
Ready to rock my body
Just Ora and me
– Monica A.

Tongue play is heaven
She touched me once and I learned
Girls do it better
– Monica A.

I have a secret
It’s locked up inside of me
Your tongue is the key
– Monica A.

Her petals unfurl
Under gray dawn’s humid kiss.
The dew drops quiver.
– Karah

Your tongue like an oar
Row my boat faster, harder
Make me come ashore
– Monica A.

A haiku or two
To get me off without you –
Don’t mind if I do.
– Karah

I moan, “Oh my God,”
Bless my body with your tongue
I am no angel.
– Monica A.

Taste my galaxy…
Celestial chaos builds,
Eyes closed… stars explode
– Monica A.

With closed eyes I see
The shimmer of distant suns
Lit by my pleasure.
– Karah

I’m a slip’n’slide,
But don’t slip inside. That’s right –
Stay down there and lick!
– Karah

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The Best Naughty Valentine’s Gift Sets

January 31, 2014

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1.

For the Massage Junkie:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rub Me The Right Way Kit, $39

  • 1 Ambiance Massage Candle Pear Vanilla
  • 1 Lust Dust Honey Vanilla
  • 1 Rub Me Massage Bar Morning Dew
  • 1 Devour Me Lickable Body Oil Pina Colada
  • 1 Relax Me Fizzy Ball French Vanilla

2.

For the Fifty Shades Fan:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dare Me Pleasure Set, $119

  • Luna Beads Noir
  • Sensua Suede Whip black
  • Etherea Silk Cuffs Black

3.

For the Traveling Business Man:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Members Only Kit, $19

  • 1 Please Stroke Cream 1/2 oz.
  • 1 Tenga Egg Masturbation Sleeve
  • 1 RingO Rangler Stretchy Penis Ring
  • 1 Please Liquid Lube 5mL sample
  • 1 Please Cream Lube 5mL sample
  • 1 Please Gel Lube 5mL sample

4.

For the Lazy Lover:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Adore Me Pleasure Set, $139

  • Mia 2 Rechargeable USB Vibrator in Red
  • Intima Silk Blindfold in Red
  • Sutra Chain Link Cuffs in Red

5.

For the Backdoor-Curious:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prostate Pleasure Kit, $75

  • The Ultimate Guide To Prostate Pleasure: Erotic Exploration For Men And Their Partners
  • Aneros MGX
  • Please Gel Lubricant 2oz

 

6.

For the Uninitiated:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hearts on Fire Kit, $18

  • 1 Waterproof Mini Bullet Vibrator
  • 1 Ignite Me Massage Candle 1 oz
  • 1 Mini Rub Me Massage Bar 1 oz
  • 1 Please Warming Lubricant Sample 5 ml


Last Chance to Haiku Your Way to a Lelo ORA!

January 30, 2014

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*** THIS CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED ***

The deadline for our LELO Ora haiku contest is end of day Friday, January 31st — a deadline specially chosen so that we can get the winner’s toy out before V-Day! So here’s your last chance to wax lyrical about oral sex and win yourself or your sweetie a LELO Ora. Because whether you’re all coupled up for this Hallmark holiday season* or you’re planning on spending V-Day solo, LELO’s brand new oral sex simulator is guaranteed to improve your evening (especially because this oral sex simulator is actually elegant and sophisticated… which isn’t at all surprising in a LELO toy, but is hugely surprising in an oral sex simulator) . To refresh your memory:

We have ONE of these gorgeous pleasure objects to give away, and all you have to do is woo us with your best haiku on oral sex! We’ll publish our favorite haikus here on EMandLO.com, and our very favorite of all will win an Ora by LELO. Here are the rules:

1. Post a haiku in the comments section below, or submit via our contact form here – enter as many times as you like! Just remember to follow the 5/7/5 syllable format.

2. Deadline is end of day Friday, January 31st (so we can get the winner’s toy out before V-Day!).

3. Bonus points for any haikus that are 100% metaphorical.

4. Bonus points for any haikus that feature images from nature.

5. Automatic disqualification for anything too graphic.

6. You must be 18 or over to enter.

8. When you fill out the comment section below or send us a haiku via our contact form, make sure you include a viable email address (which we will keep private) so we can contact you in case you win.

9. Winners who do not claim their prize by responding to the private email from Em & Lo within seven days forfeit their prize, at which time another best haiku will be chosen.

Happy Haiku-ing!

* We have a dream that, a few years from now, people will refer to V-Day is the “vibrator holiday” or the “LELO holiday” or the “pleasure object holiday.”

Read more about the Ora by LELO here

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