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The Sexy Librarian Is a Man, Baby

Zack, Mr. January We’re not sure which is the most pervasive stereotype about librarians — that she wears her hair in a bun, wears glasses, and likes to shush people, or that she is secretly a sex fiend who likes to shake out her bun and whip off her glasses. Either way, male librarians are […]

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Naked News: Schweddy Balls, Little Baldies and Baby Daddies

Ben & Jerry’s best flavor ever: Schweddy Balls! A little baldy on little baldies: Moby wants to make a porno with average-sized willies. Study shows testosterone drops when men become dads. Young women have orgasms during intercourse less than half the time as men. Read the rest of this post on SUNfiltered

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Naked News: Adam Lambert’s Impromptu On-Air Make-Out Sesh

Adam Lambert calls the west coast feed editing of his American Music Awards performance this past Sunday (which included simulating receiving oral sex and tonguing a dude) “discrimination.” A new study analyzed 914 films released widely between 2001 and 2005 and concluded that “sex and nudity do not, on the average, boost box office performance, […]

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Happy Federal Holiday – See You Here Tomorrow!

In honor of Columbus Day, we’re taking the day off and reading Eduardo Galeano’s “Memory of Fire.” Tune in tomorrow for new horoscopes, a dream interpretation and other fun stuff.

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Happy Labor Day!

We hope you’re taking the day off too, and that the weather is nice where you are. We’ll be back tomorrow with your weekly horoscopes and the Wise Guys on circumcision. Mwah!

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Reproduction, Us Weekly-style: Celebrity Look-a-Like Sperm Donors

At the Cryobank sperm bank in (natch) L.A., you can select a donor based on which celebrity he resembles Online dating neophytes will sometimes get lured into a blind date with someone whose profile boasts that they bear a striking resemblance to, say, Robert Pattinson. It takes only one — okay, maybe two or three […]

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Not-So-Flat Stanley

photo via Hamburger Morgenpost At first glance, this news story about a German prostitute’s tombstone being deemed “too slutty” seemed like just another one of those “Oddly Enough” stories that every paper traffics in (“Drunken Tractor Driver Leads Police on Slow Chase” et al). Until we got to the part about how the tombstone in […]

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Off for Memorial Day

You can expect our usual Monday posts (horoscopes, dream interpretation, etc) tomorrow. Peace.

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Don't Be Caught Dead Reading That

Clever Covers You read the New York Times weekend edition cover to cover; you spice up cocktail party conversation by quoting Proust and Kant; you adore obscure indie shorts on SundanceChannel.com. You’re an intellectual who never shies away from metaphysical debates or multi-syllabic words. BUT…you’ve got a deep dark secret: you’re addicted to trashy romance […]