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Happy Fourth!

July 4, 2012


photo by foxypar4

We’re taking it a bit easy this week to celebrate the fourth, and we hope you are, too. No posts today, and just two posts a day for the rest of the week. (Please tell us you do notice that we typically bring you three posts a day!!)¬†We’ll return to our regularly scheduled program on Monday. Until then, go do something nice and American like having sex in the back of a pick-up truck.

Great Music to Have Sex To: Patrick Watson

July 3, 2012


photo via Flickr

Or maybe we should say “great music to make love to” (if we actually used that terminology). It¬†definitely¬†works for making out to. Not frantic rip-off-each-others’-clothes sessions, but more deliberate, sensual interludes that last longer than an hour, the kind earnest teenagers in love engage in.¬†Patrick Watson, the Montreal-based band (fronted by singer-songwriter Patrick Watson, natch), create songs that are ethereal, haunting, and heady — with upright pianos, weepy violins and saws, quirky percussion, guitars occasionally strummed with toothbrushes…¬†And the live versions are even more hypnotic and ultimately climactic than the excellent studio versions. They’re currently on tour in the States through July promoting their fourth album,¬†Adventures in Your Own Backyard. I (Lo) saw them this past weekend at MassMoCA’s cabaret (as part of the museum’s “Oh, Canada” exhibition this summer)

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Blog Snog: 007 Signs He Doesn’t Want a Relationship (Or Is a Spy)

April 20, 2012


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Will a Sex Strike Give a Bunch of Liberal Guys Blue Balls?

March 19, 2012


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Where reason fails, satire sometimes works — hence the sudden trend of tongue-in-cheek proposed sex laws, like the “personhood of semen” bill. And where satire fails — will a sex strike work? That’s the hope of a group called Liberal Ladies Who Lunch (love it!). They are proposing a national sex strike from April 28 until May 5 — tagline, “If our reproductive choices are denied, so are yours.”

Now, clearly this is a symbolic gesture more than anything else — after all, a week without sex sounds more like a long-term relationship than a sex strike to us. As compared to, say, the ancient Greek play Lysistrata, wherein the women of Greece go on an actual sex strike to end the decades-long Peloponnesian War. Meaning, they wouldn’t have sex until the war was over, whether that took a week or another decade. Or take Colombia, where in 2006 the girlfriends of gang members in one of the country’s most violent cities, Pereira (it had a murder rate at the time of 97 per 100,000 people), went on strike until their men gave up their weapons. As a result, in 2010, Pereira’s murder rate dropped by 26.5 percent, the steepest decline in the country.

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The Sexy Librarian Is a Man, Baby

October 27, 2011


Zack, Mr. January

We’re not sure which is the most pervasive stereotype about librarians — that she wears her hair in a bun, wears glasses, and likes to shush people, or that she is secretly a sex fiend who likes to shake out her bun and whip off her glasses. Either way, male librarians are decidedly absent. And not just male librarians, but young male librarians. Young, male librarians who are not opposed to showing a little skin. This oversight bothered Megan Perez — a young, male former librarian who is not opposed to showing a little skin.¬†Enter “The Men of the Stacks” calendar for 2012!

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Naked News: Schweddy Balls, Little Baldies and Baby Daddies

September 13, 2011


Naked News: Adam Lambert’s Impromptu On-Air Make-Out Sesh

November 24, 2009



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Happy Federal Holiday – See You Here Tomorrow!

October 12, 2009


In honor of Columbus Day, we’re taking the day off and reading¬†Eduardo Galeano’s “Memory of Fire.” Tune in tomorrow for new horoscopes, a dream interpretation and other fun stuff.


Comment of the Week: More Penis Empowerment

October 7, 2009


ruler_inchesphoto by Biking Nikon PDX

Guys, really, 5″ isn’t a small penis! It’s average; no woman in her right mind would look at you and feel short changed.¬† I can’t believe more than 1% of all women out there would think 5″ is too small. I had no idea so many of you [guys] feel this much pain about this issue. That was tough to read, especially since I know your dick size doesn’t matter! Don’t believe the hype!

SP, commenting on “My Boyfriend Has a Small Penis”

Happy Labor Day!

September 7, 2009


We hope you’re taking the day off too, and that the weather is nice where you are. We’ll be back tomorrow with your weekly horoscopes and the Wise Guys on circumcision. Mwah!