Comment of the Week: Vaginismus Is God’s Method of Population Control | 6 Chime in! Not every Comment of the Week is chosen for its thoughtfulness, insight and eloquence. No, sometimes we get a comment that is so insane and earnest and downright creepy, that we can’t help but highlight it, if for no other reason than its entertainment value. Sure, it might be a joke. Either way, it’ll make you laugh: Primary Vaginismus. If you have it, then your body is NOT designed for sex. It is God’s way of telling a woman that she is DESTINED to become a nun or celibate. So if you have it, go on and BECOME A NUN. Or be CELIBATE. That’s because it is God’s way of controlling the global population. God created women with such sexual dysfunction to keep them away from sex and thus preventing conception. Unfortunately, most women don’t realize it and would still go through days and weeks of therapy which is just time consuming. Trying to remedy your condition is against God’s will. God does NOT want you to have sex. If you’re a woman, don’t get married & don’t have sex if your VAGINA wont let you. God had CLOSED the gates of your virginity. FACE IT! You have a NUN’S VAGINA. It is time to give up on men and become a NUN. VAGINISMUS may be the answer to overpopulation. God truly works in strange ways. Vaginismus may be the strongest evidence that God exist. Some higher power can manipulate a woman’s body for population control. I am now an enlightened man. Comments, Health, Painful Sex, Religion, Virginity SHARE THIS | 6 Chime in!