This is the third installment of our five-part series on sexy gift giving this holiday season. We started with the affordable gifts around 10 bucks, moved onto $20 fare, and are now at the gifts priced around $50, give or take a ten or two. Stay tuned for the $100 and $150+ editions. They’re not all sex toys, so you’re sure to find something for every adult on your shopping list!
For the older gay gentleman:
Sun, sex, camaraderie and reverie.
For the music lover:
Portable and wireless, so you can have a sex playlist going no matter what room you’re christening.
For the over-taxed:
Have them lie back and relax while you do all the work for a change.
For the dancing machine:
Because even adults (drunk or sober) sometimes just have to dance. Be warned: scoring high on this game of smooth moves could lead to scoring in other ways.
$30-$70 (depending on the system)
For the romance novel enthusiast:
Because on a Kindle, nobody knows what you’re reading!
For the rolling stone:
Includes Foam-Free Silk Shave, Exfoliating Cleansing Gel, Soothing After-Shave Moisturizer and Men’s Travel Bag.
For the beauty queen:
Sixteen ultra-pigmented eye shadows infused with soothing botanicals plus a mini Behind The Scenes Eye Primer for color that lasts — because sometimes the difference between getting a little somefin’ somefin’ is a smokey eye. (Plus, it’s made without sulfates, petrochemicals, phthalates, GMOs, or triclosan!)
For the beauty sleeper:
Because why should a cute little goose have to die just because you want to get all snuggly warm with your partner?
$38-40 (depending on size)
For the wifey:
Because her PJ’s are getting a little gnarly.
For the water hogger:
Turn your shower into a disco pick-up scene.
For the beer drinker:
Helping them keep their beer cold just might make them hot for you.
For the art appreciator:
Elegant, cinematic nudes in a hardcover that evoke 1940s Hollywood.
For the new mom:
The best-selling Kegel weight & pleasure bead system on the planet (note: this gift will probably go over best if given by a girlfriend or sister rather than husband!).