Let us count the recent sex-related ways:
- Amusements Fail (above): When you have this kind of lighting malfunction, please, just pull the plug entirely.
- Parade Float Fail: Let’s hope they’re not handing out chocolate candies to the kiddies.
- Extra Fresh Fail: We think, we hope they were going for “spearmint.”
- Diva Gina Fail: If only all women felt this good about their bodies.
- Children’s Books Fail: These are the kind of books we read in junior high, and look where we ended up.
- AYDS Commercial Fail: We feel bad for laughing…almost.
- Parental Testimonial Fail: Wonder if those shoes come with a “My First Gimp” mask.
- Ham Fail: If people see the Virgin Mary in grilled cheeses, then why not this?