Wrong. This is just plain wrong. Think “Little Miss Sunshine” — except this is real life. We really hate agreeing with Fox News (it’s like one of the signs of the coming Apocalypse), but 8 year old girls should not be dressed up in sexy Pussy Cat Doll outfits and then taught how to gyrate and bump and grind in moves evocative of sexual techniques to gain an audience’s affirmation. It just makes our inner Gloria Steinems weep. Yes, these kids are freaking amazing dancers — just let them be amazing dancers without sexualizing them before their time! And no, we don’t think the “Alvin and the Chipmunks” dance defense used by one of the girl’s parents holds any water. If there’s any video of a scantily clad minor doing Beyonce’s dance that we can condone and support, it’s this one.
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